Inception is clearly a movie written by a father of young children. It’s based on the idea of “what if I could do an awesome heist while also having a little nap”

Honestly I feel a vague sense of comfort that things have returned to normality. Last week was just too abnormal.

Real talk though, given their field position through the whole game I can’t understand how the Roosters only won that by 1 point.

Time to build the train line to Bondi Beach I reckon.

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

KALYN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

To be clear, I know that it’s because of Daylight Saving in NSW. But several Queenslanders are showing me countdowns to 7:30pm AEST, when the game starts an hour before that.

My cousin just snapped this. Joey Johns is in a similar state to all Knights fans right now (considering the merits of a tactical stress spew)

Defend the kingdom always seemed like an odd catchphrase for us particularly for away games. Surely what we’re doing today is crusading to reclaim the Holy Land.

The Knights being in the Grand Final feels like something from my childhood, from the pre-Facebook era, has been brought back. The fun of pulling the plastic wrap off a new CD, being excited about a new Lord of the Rings movie or a family trip to Australia’s Wonderland.

Big news Knights fans disappointed by lack of available grand final seats. With Phoenix Crossland suspended, there is now an extra seat available - on the bench. Seat AAA1 (Adult) Unobstructed view, moderate to severe chance of hospitalisation if sent on the field.

Had a look earlier. No way the markups were 10%. People were putting things on there for $3k somehow.

Btw I realise I should have known this was the case but the last time my team made the grand final I was 12 so… I didn’t know this is how it worked.

So… hope all the corporate guests and Panthers fans enjoy the game!