friday at midnight like everyone else, right?

well shit, i do now

youre probably looking at this fruit and thinking ‘wow, that must grow on a tropical island somewhere’, and you’d be WRONG AS HELL. its a pawpaw, the largest edible fruit native to north america. this is our first one and it tastes like banana, vanilla, and cantaloupe made a weird ass threesome baby

Andy was one of the coolest people i’ve ever met. and somehow, more than he was cool, he was exceedingly kind, sincere, and thoughtful.

juste un beaucoup de dahlias devant une sculpture de bandido, dévoilant au monde son visage parfaitement sculpté et d'une beauté exquise. jef, envoie d'abord ceci à speedball pour vérifier que le français est correct ; ne me laisse pas me couvrir de ridicule.

look at this happy little fucker. i fenced in the perennials this year and the rabbits are starving but the bees are slurpin that good shit down. get on your knees, pray to god: the birds and the bees

i have caged in the flowers after this springs rabbit plague and heres the only beebalm with any will to live: puny and pathetic with a shit-ass bloom. thankfully for next season i have killed and eaten all the nearby rabbits, weird face tentacles and all

st johns worts are in bloom, apparently they can be used as an antidepressant and muscle relaxer but if you think im eating a flower you guys have fucking lost it

look, its tuesday i am drunk on a plane and ill just say i guess if you had a time machine and steve mayles phone number you could put me in banjo kazooie but i wouldnt turn my nose up at burning down a little hut or planting some goldenrod in twooka-laylee. mileage may vary on this skeet

im gonna put so many plants into the ground