@buehlmeister.bsky.social
Word-grouping dogbotherer, garlicky kitchen haint, father of goblins. Non-compliant, secular, cat-whispery, has a kraken-ink tattoo.
@buehlmeister.bsky.socialI just saw that Trump is going to buy a bunch of Russian diesel thus helping fund their murder of Ukrainians. How long must our foreign policy be hostage to this pedo’s blackmail materials? Trump and Putin should be sewn together like Siamese twins for the rest of their lives. Gooble gobble.
@buehlmeister.bsky.social*gooble gobble * I mean
@buehlmeister.bsky.socialI just saw that Trump is going to buy a bunch of Russian diesel thus helping fund their murder of Ukrainians. How long must our foreign policy be hostage to this pedo’s blackmail materials? Trump and Putin should be sewn together like Siamese twins for the rest of their lives. Google gobble.
@thomas-elrod.comReposted by @buehlmeister.bsky.socialTickets for the event with Christopher Buehlman @buehlmeister.bsky.social (which includes a copy of his new book THE THRICE-BOUND FOOL, the sequel to THE BLACKTONGUE THIEF) can be bought here: www.eventbrite.com/e/christophe...
This should be a fun night!
@buehlmeister.bsky.social(I am not the author of this quote—I wish I knew who was so I could credit it)
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@buehlmeister.bsky.socialA lovely review of The Thrice-Bound Fool by my friends at Grimdark Magazine 🖤
www.grimdarkmagazine.com/review-the-t...
@buehlmeister.bsky.socialAny other men out there make a harmless sound like “whoops!” after shutting a door too hard so the other people in the house know you’re not being ago? Note: this also works great after hitting a kid with a shovel.
@buehlmeister.bsky.socialCONGRATULATIONS!!!!!! What a town. Very much looking forward to seeing you there in a few weeks.
@buehlmeister.bsky.socialI feel this so hard
@rbreich.bsky.socialReposted by @buehlmeister.bsky.socialBenjamin Netanyahu is a war criminal and his government has committed genocide in Gaza. The United States should stop all military assistance to Israel. Saying this is not antisemitic. (I’m Jewish, by the way.)
@buehlmeister.bsky.socialTruly haunting and macabre cover art for the Italian edition of Between Two Fires, Tra Due Fuochi, published by the excellent team at Mercurio. 🖤🖤🖤
@themountaingoats.bsky.socialReposted by @buehlmeister.bsky.socialNo we don’t have any presents. Or what was it you said? “Gifts”? No we don’t have those, why would you think that. Why are you being weird
@buehlmeister.bsky.socialSo I watched an Ed Sheeran concert film last year because I didn’t know him and I’m old and I wanted to catch up. I thought huh. Talented guy, seems nice, but not my flavor musically. Now I’m like huh. Also, spineless and loves his money. That’s disappointing. #freepalestine , Ed. Fuck.
@torbooks.bsky.socialReposted by @buehlmeister.bsky.socialThe Thrice-Bound Fool is the epic, rollicking next chapter in the bestselling and “awesome as hell” (Nicholas Eames) fantasy adventure series that began with The Blacktongue Thief.
Coming 10/13/2026!
vist.ly/5htnb
@bookpeople.comReposted by @buehlmeister.bsky.socialMeet Christopher Buehlman in Austin, Texas to celebrate his newest fantasy adventure novel, THE THRICE-BOUND FOOL! He will be in conversation with C. Robert Cargill on October 13th at BookPeople.
Tickets: www.eventbrite.com/e/bookpeople...
@buehlmeister.bsky.socialHappy Labor Day weekend!
@buehlmeister.bsky.socialHappy Labor Day weekend, my fellow Americans. They took living wages away from us, we actually had them once, I’m old enough to remember! But watch out for socialism, it’s coming to get ya!
@buehlmeister.bsky.socialHorrific. I want trials for the people who brought us to this disgraceful point. And if trials are not forthcoming, karma. I’d like to see some fucking karma please. Rest in peace, young man. You deserved far better.
