Me and my massive ant toes watching humanity scurry and fire missiles as I look down and playfully wiggle them

Really “ants” to me are like Human cities or something Just a bunch of scared helpless little people fleeing at my feet

Yeah I’m 🐜

You know you’re FUCKED when the word “GROWS” appears next to squiggly lines

Job I work requires supervision for escalation of certain issues. We are being told to work with another rep who is not a super in the meantime. It’s been two hours.

Ok so like I LOVE pleasant smells. Especially after taking a nice long bath and forcing the tinies around me to move out of the way from a nice refreshing bath using some of the most wonderful scents. Oh yeah and if you end up in my bathtub I'm forcing you to see me as a kraken by making you TINY

Power move

:3

Pube forest Macro thought of the day

It’s actually insane how one trick hog 1.0 was Miss your hook? You’re an ult battery. Get your hook? Drag your opponent through the 7 layers of hell and usually one tap them. Hook 1.0 got removed to be reasonable and he was doodoo until he got buffed and nerfed Now he’s getting ANOTHER rework

I’m amazed that in PvP video games some characters are unfun to fight, get nerfed to be dogshit, then turbo buffed to compensate only to then be nerfed again back to just being unfun to go against. Yes this is referring to Roadhog.

Dentist, no cavities. Reached out to new people, they like my characters. Got informed of getting the promotion I wanted. I'm losing weight at a healthy weight with my medication. Holy shit this is going WELL.

Toes or flip flops should be thicker than the tallest skyscrapers

FYE in a mall*

I have just unlocked memories of going to a mall in an FYE and being horrified of the life sized Freddy Krueger stand they had on display at checkout. Now years later I’m remembering it and kinda laughing at the fact that the guy who said the corny ass “welcome to prime time, bitch” line scared me

Realizing how hot two toed feet are anyone got any characters like that?

Question How big do you envision me

Hmmmm What to have nova and London wear for halloween

Just saying If my toes aren’t taller than mountains I gotta get bigger