@vaporisuseless.bsky.social
Hi, my name is Vapor, and I'm terrible. But seriously, who am I? Just your (un)friendly macro deer with a big rear and even bigger attitude. BLEAT! 💢 Commissioner | Sona and commed art are mine | Loves tag teaming with other giants | Under 18? DNI.
@vaporisuseless.bsky.socialPeering out the airplane window to see me giving you the BIGGEST smirk. Then all of the sudden, some turbulence...
@vaporisuseless.bsky.social5'9" ain't too bad when all your friends are the size of a grain of sand. Then again, it's also fun to just dwarf every single online sizing chart there is.
@vaporisuseless.bsky.socialY'know what's fun about being a mage? If you're the smaller one of the group, you can shrink EVERYONE down to the size of a tic-tac. Then you can FLATTEN 'em to the diameter of a dime by sitting on 'em. ...my poor friends can't go ONE day without being smooshed.
@vaporisuseless.bsky.social"What's up?" Bluesky asks... What's up is me blocking the blue sky. AND your sunlight. And this is the bottom of my shoe rapidly coming DOWN.
@vaporisuseless.bsky.socialWith impacts like these? Maxing out the Richter scale is my specialty.
@vaporisuseless.bsky.socialThe News helicopters are like GNATS. Pest control never hurt anyone.
@talidraws.bsky.socialReposted by @vaporisuseless.bsky.socialAny zone around the big deer is a 'no fly zone' something some people have to learn the hard way~ 🍑🖐️✨
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@vaporisuseless.bsky.socialThe RIPPLES that would come from all that? Waterbed and Jello companies, take notes.
@vaporisuseless.bsky.socialMacro deer causing massive tsunamis and rip currents near your state all because he wanted to cannonball into the ocean-
@vaporisuseless.bsky.socialThe amount of clothes I have to go through with this damn thing... That's the problem with being a giant like myself. NOTHING FITS.
@vaporisuseless.bsky.socialY'know somethin'? I've always wondered how it'd go if Tali's Goldie and SD's sona (AJ) ever met...
@vaporisuseless.bsky.socialNothing's more fun than peeking into a skyscraper and seeing what's going on inside...even more fun is when you give it a shake for a scare. OR... *drops pants*...
@vaporisuseless.bsky.socialGonna be so for real, fam. VA stuff has been such a massive passion of mine since I was a middle schooler, so I'd be ENTHRALLED to voice something.
@vaporisuseless.bsky.social*devilish smirk*
@vaporisuseless.bsky.socialYou ever get so fed up with someone that you wanna just shrink 'em down and turn them into a vibrating plug? ...on my 9th one as we speak.
@vaporisuseless.bsky.socialHAPPY BIRTHDAY!! 🎂 'Scuse me while I take a couple steps across the globe to give you some titanic birthday cake...
@vaporisuseless.bsky.socialMessing around with the planets like they're Fushigi balls because I'm an asshole like that. ✨️
@vaporisuseless.bsky.socialTraveling from country to country can be such a pain in the ass when you've got the Navy Seals and Coast Guard constantly attacking you while you're walking across the ocean. ...every single one meets my fingertips. Whether that be CRUSHED or flicked half the world away.
@vaporisuseless.bsky.socialNormalize giving all your palm-sized pals a hard...HARD time on a daily basis. I don't make the rules, I just follow them to the utmost T.
@vaporisuseless.bsky.socialEqually macro or tiny, micro women? 🤔
