Hope things improve for you, March.

I think we know the real reason they don't satirise real-world events is because a significant proportion of their audience will shit themselves and die if they have to examine their beliefs regarding right-wing orthodoxy.

i have to do my part

Best way to touch-hold rodent is from afar! With a jezzail! When they least suspect it! That way, promotion-ascension guaranteed!

Imagine being subsumed by a reality-rending, corrupting force and not even becoming a miniboss out of the deal. Couldn't be me.

I don't think so; I'm on that aphantasic train as well and I've always enjoyed RP in many of its forms. Then again, I do have a deep investment in writing as an art form...

Biceptember? No, I do it all year round.

Yer hingmy is hangin' oot, big man!

it really is, yeah amazing how treating the themes seriously actually works

Nessie, by raw size. Proportionately, Mothman.

Price is five Great British Pennies per word! (That's £50/1000 or roughly $66.8/1000, exchange rates being what they are). I probably won't be taking on too many at once, but I'd love to get any hyper or macro excitement out there for you! Note me on FA or BSky (or elsewhere)!

Oh no! I've been hit by the simultaneous death of several electronics at once! You can help, however, by giving me money to write for you! Whoa! With that kind of cash, I can replace my broken shit that's out of warranty!

probably a mix between having most practice with tips, and holding yourself to a high standard for doing someone else's guy

"...and so I took that personally."

big concur, lookin' good!

I can fix him.

My gluttony stocks are going through the roof!