@ockenden.com
Ex PC Pro columnist. Ex-owner of one of the UK's first digital agencies. Now happily retired. I was once famous for missing deadlines, now I don’t miss them at all! Based in Shoreham-by-Sea (between Brighton and Worthing) on the Sussex Coast, UK.
@ockenden.comA perfect graph to show the "covid wasn't real" idiots, too!
@ockenden.comDidn’t realise he’d become a TV producer.
@ockenden.comRichard P Bacon or another one?
@marcmorris.bsky.socialReposted by @ockenden.comAndy Burnham says there was Russian interference in the Brexit vote, but Nigel Farage has called him a liar, so now, gosh, I don't know who to believe.
@ockenden.comWhoever invents massive drone protection nets for data centres is going to clean up!
@ockenden.comA poem about why some people are so obsessed by what's inside other people's pants. Something which I simply don't understand.
@ockenden.comThen colleagues would think OP is incontinent.
@ockenden.comYes, that was the joke. A joke probably older than those dead people.
@ockenden.comThey don't look "good", but I can understand why you like the colour.
@ockenden.comCemeteries are normally dead quiet.
@ockenden.comTotally agree. Cool white bulbs should be labelled bright blue, by law.
@macrogers.bsky.socialReposted by @ockenden.comOkay so we have a number now: the Onion is officially 6 months ahead of reality.
@marypcbuk.bsky.socialReposted by @ockenden.com@london.gov.uk I'm a big fan of your work as mayor and your support for London's diverse community, so I'm *hugely* disappointed to see someone as divisive as J K Rowling being chosen to do the Christmas lights in London. how can it be appropriate to have someone preaching & funding trans hatred?
@ockenden.comSpecsOffenders.
@ockenden.comAnd let’s not forget Paul Nuttall (whatever happened to him?) whose glasses showed no magnification/distortion at all when viewed from a side shot. Proper Homer glasses.
@ockenden.comSimpsons, S5E10.
@ockenden.comIt’s not really a ‘crash’ if it involves a car hitting a person, is it?
@ockenden.comThe loss of that summer feeling.
@ockenden.comOnly 5% of estates pay inheritance tax so this is a measure aimed squarely at the very wealthy.
