@kellyscaletta.bsky.social
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America's Number One Punned-It.
Lifelong Dem. Left my account on Twitter for Bluer Skies. I follow back, but sometimes it takes time.
YouTube channel: https://www.youtube.com/@KellyScaletta
Check out my Whiteboard videos and the Pun Show!
@kellyscaletta.bsky.social PinnedA brief, recent history, according to MAGA (Satire).
@kellyscaletta.bsky.socialMichael Dell's wife.
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@kellyscaletta.bsky.socialLOL. Post.
@kellyscaletta.bsky.socialSomeone should go as her for Halloween. That would scare the shit out of the kids.
@kellyscaletta.bsky.socialIf you walk into a room with 100 dogs and 20 of them are rabid, you're not worrying about which ones aren't rabid. Most of them aren't. But you're worrying about all 100. This is a pot about "Not all men."
@kellyscaletta.bsky.socialI am working on a cheesecake, but it won't be $50. I'll make the graham cracker crust from FMF.
@kellyscaletta.bsky.socialI also use two kinds of fresh-ground cinnamon and fresh-grated nutmeg in them. Butter is 100% kerrygold. The flour is a combo of soft white and einkorn, which has a perfect flavor for these.
@kellyscaletta.bsky.socialA pound of cookies. It comes out to about a dozen. I don't do the giant cookies with those because they don't "giant" well.
@awkword.bsky.socialReposted by @kellyscaletta.bsky.socialTrump has moved to significantly reduce automobile fuel efficiency standards, according to a Saturday rant he posted on Truth Social.
In addition to the environmental impact, the government’s own analysis shows the decision will drastically increase gas prices.
@kellyscaletta.bsky.socialI'll be adding more options over the next few days. I really hope that some of you can experience the joy of fresh-milled flour.
@kellyscaletta.bsky.socialI went ahead and opened up a cottage kitchen!
If you are in the Austin area and have wanted to taste the yummies, now you can!
Right now, I'm just scheduling around the Elgin area, but drop me a dm or a comment if you're anywhere in the Austin area.
@kellyscaletta.bsky.socialAnd shitting on the coffee table doesn't freshen up the room. This should be obvious by now.
@repcasar.bsky.socialReposted by @kellyscaletta.bsky.socialThe horror has come to our city: ICE has shot a person in Austin this morning. As the facts emerge, I am demanding a full, independent investigation, immediate release of the body camera footage, and accountability for any ICE officer who broke the law.
@awkword.bsky.socialReposted by @kellyscaletta.bsky.socialICYMI: Bernie sanders has introduced a bill to reduce the US work week from 40 to 32 hours — with no loss in pay.
@kellyscaletta.bsky.socialBiden's last 20 months vs. Trump's first 20 months
@babiejas.bsky.socialReposted by @kellyscaletta.bsky.socialImagine being 10-13 years old and seeing this as you are being raped 🤬🤮
@mywitsend.bsky.socialReposted by @kellyscaletta.bsky.socialImagine Truman or Eisenhower saying this during the Cold War nuclear arms race. We’d all be dead.
@kellyscaletta.bsky.socialCalling yourself a "High-IQ President" is like calling yourself a cool kid. The very statement itself proves you are not what you claim to be.
