I tried a similar play in NFL Blitz. Went about the same way.

Fuck them hawks

TE George Kittle has an illness but is expected to play in today’s game against the Seahawks, the 49ers announce.

WAKE UP MARKS. 49ERS PLAY FOOTBALL TODAY.

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Yeah it felt super-contrived. But Fed fans will probably forget all of that because of the result cuz they got the collective memory of a goldfish.

Money in the Bank, more like Money in the Botch

SUN DEATH OBLITERATE ALL LIFE TAKE MY ENERGY ༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ

Bless this LEGO designer in particular.

*alarm sounds*

Hi guys we got big news today just kidding it's a photo of Scarlett Johansson

We're supposed to be blitzing management's inboxes tomorrow with demands as our contract negotiations continue to drag out (since February!). Time to make my pitch in the style of a Steiner Math™ promo.

On prehistoric glacial valleys? That’s what Seattle did!

Happy Filipino American History Month, California! From civil rights icons and entrepreneurs to farmworkers and educators, the Golden State celebrates the generations of Filipino Americans who have helped make our great state what it is today.

Fuck the police ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

VALKYRIES