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26| He/Him | GShep |18+ | Expert at being single|🇺🇲🇲🇽| ⚽️⚾️ | Dodgers Fan | Figuring things out. Likes big round things and other weird stuff. Minors go away Icon: @kygen.bsky.social

@plokishmok3.bsky.socialReposted by @barkingdelta.bsky.social

Training Yourself to Reflexively Eat: Wake Up -> Bedside Brownie Shower -> Chug a Soda Making Breakfast -> Munch on Cookie Commuting -> Chips on the Go Waiting in Line for Lunch -> Queuing Candy Never have an idle moment, always be chewing, snacking, eating, consuming...

@dragontzin.bsky.socialReposted by @barkingdelta.bsky.social

Mayor Lionheart is diving head-first into the race for a second term as Zootopia’s Mayor!

I don’t know… there seems to be something different about his platform this time around…can’t seem to figure out what it is…

#fatfur #FatFurs

A digital drawing of Mayor Lionheart (the lion from Zootopia, the animated movie), speaking from a lectern at a political rally. He is morbidly obese, and visibly spilling out of his ill-fitting ultramarine suit. He is standing front facing in the direction of the viewer, with a relaxed and confident expression (sunken into generous cheeks and several chins). He is grabbing onto the lectern, as if he needed some assisstance carrying his elephantine proportions. His shirt can’t be buttoned properly past his chest, and won’t wrap around his waistline. His love handles are spilling out of his trousers, causing a generous muffin top to form. His overhanging belly sags almost all the way to the floor and presses against the lectern. He announces into the microphone in a rousing speech for the denizens of Zootopia: “Fellow animals of Zootopia!! It is time to enter a new era, where predators and prey coexist! As your mayor, I will implement calorie minimums to ensure no one goes hungry! A vote for Mayor Lionheart is a vote for peace and prosperity!!”
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