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Sage advice from the best source there is: video games. Made this because the original vgadvisor deactivated their account for some reason. Tag me or send DM for submissions (I'll bookmark them to repost them later).

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@bernard.bigknife.games Sep 12, 2026, 12:21 PMReposted by @newvgadvisor.bsky.social

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Brave Fencer Musashi screenshot. A shopkeeper says “After 5 days, bread and milk will spoil.
Take care not to waste food.”

@newvgadvisor.bsky.social Oct 11, 2026, 6:24 AM

South Park: The Fractured But Whole (Multiplatform, 2017)

Kyle, as his superhero persona The Human Kite, is saying to the player character, "There's nothing wrong with a boy being feminine, New Kid. Be true to yourself."

@newvgadvisor.bsky.social Oct 10, 2026, 3:01 PM

Cult of Lamb (Multiplatform, 2022)

The lamb is seen burying a corpse. Text reads, "Cleaning messes and burying bodies will prevent the spread of illness."

@bonoko.dev Sep 11, 2026, 7:27 PMReposted by @newvgadvisor.bsky.social

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Infinite Space (2009)

"There's no need to be ashamed of getting a little assistance along the way."
- Vladykin, Infinite Space (2009)

@newvgadvisor.bsky.social Oct 9, 2026, 1:00 AM

Fire Emblem: Fortune's Weave (Switch 2, 2026)

Text reads, "On the world map, there are various place you can travel to, including settlements, dungeons, and roads. These are called locations."

@escapingtotheoneplacethathasntbeencorruptedbycapitalism.space Sep 11, 2026, 4:28 AMReposted by @newvgadvisor.bsky.social

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Valkyrie Profile: Covenant of the Plume (GBA, 2009)

Mischka: "Just remember that once you're famous, everybody is going to try and sue you."

@newvgadvisor.bsky.social Oct 7, 2026, 10:40 PM

Wario's Woods (NES, 1994)

Wario is speaking to Toad. He's saying, "Go home or be crushed!"

@nimonaut.bsky.social Sep 10, 2026, 12:03 AMReposted by @newvgadvisor.bsky.social

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A screenshot of Metal Gear 2: Solid Snake (MSX2)

Snake says, "Never give up until the end... in any situation, imagine success."

@newvgadvisor.bsky.social Oct 6, 2026, 9:46 PM

Dissidia Final Fantasy NT (Arcade, 2015)
(Submitted by @saturnalorbit.bsky.social)

Text reads, "When two sharpshooters try to pick each other off, it is often the one with the greater firepower who prevails."

@puke.bsky.social Sep 9, 2026, 3:26 PMReposted by @newvgadvisor.bsky.social

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UFO 50 Grimstone screenshot. Text reads: no humans past this point

@nurvuss.bsky.social Sep 8, 2026, 9:08 PMReposted by @newvgadvisor.bsky.social

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london seirei tanteidan screenshot: isometric victorian study where a gentleman in a three piece suit addresses a young wastrel, "but be wary of newspapers and the like as they often distort facts."

@newvgadvisor.bsky.social Oct 5, 2026, 7:47 PM

Cool World (SNES, 1992)

An NPC is saying, "Thanks mister. By the way, you can win extra nickels in Vegas."

@nataliispeaks.bsky.social Sep 8, 2026, 4:44 AMReposted by @newvgadvisor.bsky.social

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@newvgadvisor.bsky.social Oct 4, 2026, 9:52 PM

Super Mario RPG (Switch, 2023)

Princess Peach is scolding Mario. She's saying, "Stop peeking into other people's rooms!"

@flahr.bsky.social Sep 6, 2026, 10:06 PMReposted by @newvgadvisor.bsky.social

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Kricketune: If you can't make a certain sound, try to work around it and keep striving to produce one you DO want. (Pokémon Pokopia, Nintendo Switch 2)

@newvgadvisor.bsky.social Oct 3, 2026, 11:41 PM

Silent Hill: Townfall (Multiplatform, 2026)

A text box reads, "Remember, it's important to have an IV bag equipped to give you a second chance should be fatally injured."

@fell.energy Sep 5, 2026, 10:20 PMReposted by @newvgadvisor.bsky.social

a bloodborne player message

treat woman with care
and remember respect

@newvgadvisor.bsky.social Oct 2, 2026, 7:06 PM

Mario Tennis: Power Tour (GBA, 2005)

A doctor is speaking to the player character. They're saying, "You shouldn't take any drugs before a match. People might think you're doping."

@jaketaur.bsky.social Sep 3, 2026, 12:09 PMReposted by @newvgadvisor.bsky.social

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Mixtape

@smashpro1.bsky.social Sep 2, 2026, 4:42 PMReposted by @newvgadvisor.bsky.social

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Every pro was an amateur at one time. But if you put in the work, your dream is yours for the taking.

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