You just wait for the word 'woke' and he doesn't disappoint.

'What did Graham Chapman ever do for us?'

Much like how Poland didn’t do enough to end World War 2.

I was expecting something like 'Bonfire of the Vanities' - a disaster, with misjudged 'big' performances and fisheye lenses making it all look worse. But this is pretty much a complete success on its own terms, but is simply not to all tastes.

Ruin a book by adding a word. The Two Trump Towers

Most of the bad reviews I’ve read are straight-up nasty. The one in Time magazine - who used to have great critics - is particularly embarrassing and suggests that the reviewer didn’t even stay till the end.

The Aussie Digger?

Well, I liked it, but it’s definitely not for everyone. Trailers were horrible and somewhat misleading but I guess they couldn’t give the game away.

Sphinx cat

I thought ‘choosin’ was now illegal in Texas.

I’m confused - the bum is PETER VAN ONSELEN?

It’s a really terrible title, but the prospect of Sorkin speechifying à la ‘The Newsroom’ is surely enough to put anyone off.

Will surely be snapped up by One Nation.

I would hope so!

I'll be in MOOLOOLAH VALLEY this SATURDAY night.