Oh so you're a parent? Name all the Sandra Boynton books.

"Guys, trust me, you should really check out that Nazi Bar where all the pedos hang out and do Ketamine. They've really figured out how to make a decent Manhattan."

For real though: every Republican attack ad in the Midwest is like DID YOU KNOW [Democratic candidate] once said something POSITIVE about BLACK PEOPLE!? Did you know they also DON'T HATE TRANS PEOPLE!? They ALSO once AGREED with someone from CALIFORNIA!! Or maybe NEW YORK!!! [b&w picture of AOC]

Welp I'm gonna head out

Extremely underrated part of onboarding/new account UI flows: clearly indicating what the user can change later and what's permanent.

Genuinely might need to stop letting my kid watch football until after the midterms. Republican political ads are the absolute most unabashed, vile, full-throated bigotry he's ever been exposed to by an unimaginably wide margin.

There should be a pet finding app for developers called Fuzzy Search

Lord, grant me the confidence of a dude on the Internet blogging his uninformed hot takes about open-source software.

ceo of burger king: our burgers have gone rogue again and infected people with e coli

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Not that any of this matters; game theory still isn't a good reason to throw trans people under the bus, even if it did work in the short term. But we accept the far right framing so unquestioningly, we've let ourselves be convinced the key to winning is letting the opposing coach call our plays.

Once again: you can't out-Coke Coke. It's not possible to make your drink so much like Coke that Coke drinkers will start drinking it, because you've just offered what they already have. What you *have* done, however, is given everyone who *doesn't* want Coke a great reason to look elsewhere.

Witnessing a new kind of human I've never seen before: Guy Who Returns Dead Plants to Costco

I don't know if maybe this is because I'm still on a legacy plan, so that makes me an edge case. I also hadn't actually been billed for anything in a few years, so that probably created a perfect storm. Still: this seems to be a hole in the system I would enthusiastically encourage plugging.

Well deserved.

Thank you so much!