gonna make a story that happens in present day normal world but one of the supporting dies and you can see they're made of metal on the inside and they bleed blue or some shit and this never gets explained or pointed out

she looks so forehead smoochable

friend was telling me about the new hellraiser game. the whole time i was thinking about helltaker instead "i dont mind gore but the intro made me nauseous a lil" "damn that's a new direction of fetish from how tame the first game was. respect."

this guy logs into MY amazon account and complains about the things on MY shopping cart

you want moccasins? you see that's a Mens Shoe for some fucking reason but dont worry you can tell everyone that you're not a man by making sure your feet are sparkly

what if u wanted a normal shoe but womens shoes company said "nope. we're putting huge golden details and sparkles on it"

no no this was a sincere question is this hot? i was fighting for my life in there i like my air

this afternoon i dreamt a nurse was holding me down and shoving water down my mouth and nose with a breathing mask tube thing then i woke up in cold sweat gasping for air chat is this hot

this could be your beautiful vore wife

i know snakes and frogs are huge in the vore market but what about seagulls? they also swallow prey whole. is there a market for seagull vore

this isnt even pointed at someone else expecting me to be like this. it's at myself. why do i feel like apologizing and putting myself down like this fuck off!!

ive been so mad i dont want to be apologetic about my own progress anymore i dont want to to go "haha its not much but i washed the dishes today! i know im below the average human being" anymore and it's fucked up i learned to be like this at all progress is progress!!! any progress!!! fuck you!!!

becoming a fitness coach bc you're into fit women ❎ becoming a fitness coach to give emotional support to anxious fat bitches starting out at the gym ✅

i used to be self conscious about being fat and dating someone more fit than me, thinking about how they should be with someone "better" than me but the average guy i meet that is into fat bitches is working out to maximize how many fat bitches he can fold like a pretzel so yea

fuuuuck i just invented signalis again

enough horror disguised as romance i want romance disguised as horror

learn how to end self loathing with this 1 simple trick

one on hand i didnt just do NOTHING today out of stress on other hand i did go "man this isnt working i should try doing something more chill" the whole day and i didnt finish a single task on the third secret hand i ate a lot of snacks so that's a win by my book

damn construction lines DO help with figuring out 3d shapes <- this person has been drawing professionally for years