no 38-year-old woman that unattractive would be allowed on television

[Kurt Russell shoots a dog] This is why we can’t have nice Thing

Not hearing much from the Sound of Freedom crowd about this child trafficking operation, are we

dork

got my lawn chair in my trunk, not an ocean in sight, so KISS MY ASS New York, cuz it's TENNIS NIGHT, YEE HAW

the Catholic Church racking up PR wins by saying shit like “we shouldn’t bring back public executions” and “your Claude app isn’t sentient”

oh man I'm sorry bud.

used AI to personalize my Mario Kart. No more weird vehicles, we're all in Subarus now. The courses are the streets of my youth, and instead of shells we're picking up Gobstoppers. Yoshi looks like my dog. All the rest of the characters are sexy ladies who are there because they really want to be

oh he's close

25 years ago today, the U.S. launched its war in Afghanistan. Weeks earlier, Barbara Lee was the only member of Congress to vote against the 2001 Authorization of Military Force, warning it would be a blank check for forever wars. History has proven her lonely and courageous vote right.

Just another day in the Presidency as directed by Fellini.

isn't he literally a Native American

Pete Hegseth trails behind the crowd while running with troops in San Diego

"snowpiercer is trying to say that class societ-" WRONG, snowpiercer is saying that it even in the worst circumstances that it kicks ass to be on a train

remember when abbott did this exact same Trump distancing kabuki in 2017

arrest the newspaper, at once!