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Dr. Jess Hebert

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HEE-bert | PhD, MCR | Assistant Professor, OHSU | Kidney/Repro/DOHaD scientist | #TeamPlacenta | The PDX Broadsides chanteuse | Mama | 85% Muppet by volume | https://jesshebert.carrd.co/

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@jesshebert.bsky.socialOct 13, 2026, 9:12 PM

I am exhausted. My brain is eating itself. I've been trying to gently deal with burnout and I feel like I get two steps forward, one step back. There's progress but at the cost of constantly seeing effort wiped off the board. I don't know what good it will do to say it, but tired of keeping it in.

@jesshebert.bsky.socialOct 13, 2026, 4:15 AM

Because their straight bros tell them they look siiiick

@jesshebert.bsky.socialOct 13, 2026, 4:14 AM

Sis and I took two of the wee sprogs to see the touring Bluey play tonight! Puppetry was amazing, set and musical design were really cool. It was REALLY SHORT (40 minutes), so if it's your little kid's first play, good for attention spans, but your $/min ratio is VERY high.

Two adults and two kids wearing masks in a theater
@jesshebert.bsky.socialOct 13, 2026, 4:00 AM

Look at this guy. If this is the dude you're choosing to take moral lessons from, you gotta realign your inner compass stat.

@jesshebert.bsky.socialOct 12, 2026, 10:17 PM

We start with short trivia (WITH PRIZES), the talk's about an hour, and then there's a Q&A where you can ask all your burning questions. I run the mic around so folks of all mobilities can chat with our speaker. Also there's libations and snacks and fellow science enthusiasts. JOIN US.

@jesshebert.bsky.socialOct 12, 2026, 10:15 PM

I'm not sure how this is even possible, but we still have tickets left for Wednesday's Science on Tap featuring @kindracrick.com and her new artworks exploring the neuroscience of sleep and dreams. Come spend 90 minutes in learning wonder. www.scienceontaporwa.org/events/kiggi...

@jesshebert.bsky.socialOct 12, 2026, 10:10 PM

Ha! If you've had apple butter, quince butter tastes similar but a little more towards the citrus and floral side.

@jesshebert.bsky.socialOct 12, 2026, 8:59 PM

I think you're right. I just looked up recipes to compare, marmelada has a lot more sugar called for, though surprisingly, sounds more tart than this butter I made.

@jesshebert.bsky.socialOct 12, 2026, 8:55 PM

In case you were wondering what I was making in that giant pot yesterday, it was QUINCE BUTTER! Like apple butter (no real butter involved), just a sweet, warm spice smooth spread. The quince start pale yellow like pears, but cooking turns them a beautiful deep rose color. DELICIOUS.

A Ball Mason glass jar full of bright pink quince butter
@jesshebert.bsky.socialOct 12, 2026, 7:58 PM

Another week, another time to tell everyone that I'm not on the Dropout Crowd Control episode this week as I get a bunch of messages about it. This week is episode 6 of 8 for S2. Ep 7 is out in 2 weeks, but as I was on the last one filmed, I really should automate my reply for two weeks from now.

@jesshebert.bsky.socialOct 12, 2026, 5:17 PM

Those are quince, and as they cook, they turn beautifully deep rose and get sweet. They are hard and astringent raw, so you have to cook them. I made quince butter, like apple butter!

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@jesshebert.bsky.socialOct 12, 2026, 5:15 PM

Quince BUTTER! Like apple butter!

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@jesshebert.bsky.socialOct 12, 2026, 3:48 PM

It is quince! But I didn't make marmalade! Update soon!

@jesshebert.bsky.socialOct 12, 2026, 3:26 AM

Update: PINK

Pink fruit in a pot
@jesshebert.bsky.socialOct 12, 2026, 3:02 AM

Nope! (Hint: those aren't apples, and they are now BRIGHT PINK.)

@jesshebert.bsky.socialOct 12, 2026, 2:37 AM

I am. Hint: it's PINK now.

@jesshebert.bsky.socialOct 12, 2026, 2:08 AM

Can you guess what I'm making?

A counter with cutting board and a bucket of yellow fruit.A pot with diced fruit with skins on and spices
@jesshebert.bsky.socialOct 11, 2026, 11:55 PM

Undergrad intern: has never figured out campus email, but doesn't matter, wouldn't answer a regular email or text either, Snapchat only

@jesshebert.bsky.socialOct 11, 2026, 11:50 PM

A staff scientist sends an urgent request to borrow something from your lab. It is Sunday. They need it Thurs. Tech: Answer Monday. Grad student: Answer 15 min after request, offer to come in right now Postdoc: Answer 5 min after request, invite to meet, already in lab PI: Answer Monday. Maybe.

@jesshebert.bsky.socialOct 11, 2026, 5:52 PM

Do you enjoy privacy, low chaos, a clean house? No? Good! Can I recommend a sleepover with a 5 and 4 year old?

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