Just check into the office to see me, I'll escort you for a ten minute visit. You'll come away giddy and fifteen years younger, I promise.
If you're ever having a rough day, just stop by a kindergarten classroom. It will always brighten your day AND you might even find yourself a new avatar pic amongst the jack o lantern artwork.
Okay the best political ad of the year is here from LA-DSA
LOL my right foot is still apparently for standing on. I'm just glad it was on frame, even if the ball was traveling at like five MPH through the air
7v7 co-ed. We won 5-3, I had a shot on goal, and MOST importantly I didn't die tonight so it was definitely a win!
Lol
I gotchu boo
Ell oh ell
YES, OUR CAPTAIN oh sorry was I shouting
I'm flashing back to USL in 2010. Remember when @joypaulian.bsky.social got a red card v Minnesota? Since he wasn't gonna play, he wound up on the radio broadcast, doing color commentary for PTFC vs St. Louis away. Anyone listening HAD to know he had a bright future calling soccer matches. #RCTID
Delighted to hear @joypaulian.bsky.social on the broadcast tonight. More of this please @mls.bsky.social ! #RCTID
If they start handing you Ensure it's time to pack it in
Maaaaaaaybe
Man, between the hand pulled noodles, the hilarious (and busy) tourist shop, Powell's City of Books, and the play at the Armory, we barely managed to navigate Portland's burned out hell scape for date night. Pls send thought and prayers. w/ @efilnikufsin.bsky.social
Never change, Powell’s. W/ @shebainpdx.bsky.social
ICE shooting [complimentary]
Lol literally none of their platform statements are "progressive." Do they think we can't read or something?
If Ohio state is reading this, they really ought to rescind his BA in poli sci
I don't usually have too much of a potty mouth on this app, but 🧊 can fuck ALL the way off www.opb.org/article/2026...
