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@the-hydroxian.bsky.socialOct 11, 2026, 10:26 PM

meeghin. we need your dexterous fingers meeghin. meeghin? meeghin alternatively, the way ponys utterly struggle to pronounce Molly's name upon hearing. muh. moll-eee. m--mawl--l-ee.....

@the-hydroxian.bsky.socialOct 11, 2026, 10:20 PM

I noticed and appreciated a while back how Scootertrix's casting for the mlp abridged videos are very on-point, but it thrills me that Shady is exactly as pathetic and whinging in the original show in the original fashion. why the hell haven't they reused her. she's so much fun

@the-hydroxian.bsky.socialOct 11, 2026, 10:20 PM

Shady from Gen1 mlp sucks so much. She's the best. She's the best to ever do it. i want to be her friend she'd be so annoying to hang out with. I only wish the best for her. she's so whiny and irritating and she deserves the world. she so goddamn negative. she's such a downer. I love her

@the-hydroxian.bsky.socialOct 11, 2026, 4:52 PM

It's not fair. It's It's not fair. He never visits ME in my dreams. It's... it's not fair...

@the-hydroxian.bsky.socialOct 11, 2026, 12:44 AM

aslume is still funny if your soul is pure and you still have hope buried somewhere deep under the cholesterol-caked recesses of your heart

@the-hydroxian.bsky.socialOct 11, 2026, 12:44 AM

Microdosing jonkling by overdosing tictacs

@the-hydroxian.bsky.socialOct 9, 2026, 3:25 PM

dragonforce but the songs all take place in walkable cities: PRISTINE AIR PRISTINE LIVES ON THE SHORT NAVIGABLE ROADS THROUGH THE WALKABLE BUILDINGS SO VERY CLOSE TO OUR HOME

@the-hydroxian.bsky.socialOct 8, 2026, 11:52 PM

i drew this in 2024 and I'm not sure why

Blaze the Cat stands like a lost child in the middle of walmart. Sonic stares back at her with a smirking, toothy, open-mouthed smile, looking a bit like if someone sculpted him perfectly in clay. And then someone else punched the sculpture in irrational anger and tried, in vain, to fix it afterward.

"no pockets, huh bitch? i mean blaze? sorry" he says, with his hands in his pockets. Blaze is crying, with a weak and pathetic look on her face, teeth gritted, ponytail stubby and stupid. what? yeah Sonic's hands are in his pockets. what
@the-hydroxian.bsky.socialOct 7, 2026, 5:51 PM

"Is this anything" it's nothing. I don't know you. There is nothing to know at all

@the-hydroxian.bsky.socialOct 5, 2026, 6:02 PM

it is, and they're clipping them. like declawing cats. it's horrible

@the-hydroxian.bsky.socialOct 5, 2026, 3:56 PM

I hear they've been phasing out ahoges. They've been trimming off all the beautiful little women and men's ahoges. You can't do anything in this country anymore. you can't even ratatouille people by their ahoge anymore. because of Woke

@the-hydroxian.bsky.socialOct 4, 2026, 4:16 AM

I have an answer to the second question that has been in my drafts as a comic script for several months but I never got around to drawing it. but to answer your first question: it's for aesthetics. he likes being a big stupid-looking toy that shouldn't exist

@the-hydroxian.bsky.socialOct 4, 2026, 4:00 AM

I came up with "Crinkle Cut French Fry Fuck" a while back but didn't know what to do with the phrase

@the-hydroxian.bsky.socialOct 4, 2026, 4:00 AM

"Say that shit again." utters Victor, a tall blue robot-toy-bird-man, leering over his shoulder. His eyes are colored a particular cyan. He has an AUX port on his back, because he's an MP3 player.

"You heard me." retorts Vance, a short robot-toy-dog-man, resting his arm on a couch, glaring up at Victor with particularly green eyes.

"Say it one more time." presses Victor.

"You" starts Vance, gazing up between his cream-colored bangs, hanging low from under the beanie he's wearing,
"Crinkle-Cut French Fry-Fuck."

Victor holds still, saying nothing. He's holding some fries. Both are silent.

"
"Say it again." he presses further, gaze impossible to place. He's drawn with low detail here, though his beak seems to be parting to form a smile.

"You Crinkle. Cut. French-Fry-Fuck." spits Vance, off-screen. Victor begins to giggle,
"hehe
"Hehehahaha again again again!!!" cheers Victor, laughing heartily.

"Crinkle CUT french fry FUCK" repeats Vance, grinning wickedly in satisfaction over making his boyfriend laugh.
@the-hydroxian.bsky.socialOct 2, 2026, 9:22 PM

It takes great self-control and respect for life to do the right thing and protect everyone else by crushing sonic the hedgehog's skull like a grape for saying something corny

@the-hydroxian.bsky.socialOct 2, 2026, 9:07 PM

then he'd eat the bloody remains (because grape)

@the-hydroxian.bsky.socialOct 2, 2026, 9:07 PM

If Knuckles heard Sonic say "Sonic's the name, Speed's my game!" he'd crush Sonic's head like a grape

@the-hydroxian.bsky.socialOct 2, 2026, 3:18 PM

I can acknowledge that. He is baby First though

@the-hydroxian.bsky.socialOct 2, 2026, 4:52 AM

goku and him will have a playdate at his house and eat lots of yummy foods and megasatan will mind his own damb bidness

@the-hydroxian.bsky.socialOct 2, 2026, 4:51 AM

that sounds like the rationalization final bosses use to harass this poor little boy. kirby absolutely lets it bother him. that's how he takes down the monsters. he wants to nap and eat food and obliterates anything that gets in the way of that. let the little boy nap

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