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Christopher Moore

@theauthorguy.bsky.social

5.9k Following27.3k Followers

Satire is my business. NY Times bestselling author of 19 novels, including Lamb, Fool, Noir, Razzmatazz, and Anima Rising (released May 2025).

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@wiswell.bsky.socialOct 10, 2026, 1:57 PMReposted by @theauthorguy.bsky.social

In light of some magazines pulling scummy things on creators lately, I’m doing a little thread on short story rights. I don't want anybody getting taken advantage of. Also, if you're new, this stuff can be confusing!

@theauthorguy.bsky.socialOct 9, 2026, 4:10 AM

Kegsbreath wants the military to be American Isis.

@theauthorguy.bsky.socialOct 8, 2026, 3:50 PM

My people, they are hungry.

@theauthorguy.bsky.socialOct 7, 2026, 11:43 PM

The Fiends ones are pretty rare. Good score!

@kevinmkruse.bsky.socialOct 7, 2026, 8:40 PMReposted by @theauthorguy.bsky.social

I try not to think too much about the fact that the Cabinet official tasked with preventing terrorist attacks here seems like one of the dumber cartoon animals in the Hanna-Barbera family

AAaron Rupar@atrupar.comOct 7, 2026, 8:35 PM

Markwayne Mullin blasts the sanctuary city of "Minnianapolis"

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@theauthorguy.bsky.socialOct 7, 2026, 11:39 PM

Oh man. Deputy Dog or El Kabong? This will make the briefing clips more fun. Thanks!

@theauthorguy.bsky.socialOct 7, 2026, 11:30 PM

Thank you. Nice of you to say.

@theauthorguy.bsky.socialOct 7, 2026, 4:48 PM

Good to know, thanks.

@theauthorguy.bsky.socialOct 7, 2026, 3:37 AM

I got one for one of my books that came out in 1994. They were sure they could really help it fly.

@theauthorguy.bsky.socialOct 7, 2026, 3:18 AM

That's a nightmare. I haven't been active on Facebook for many years, except book announcements, so I would have lost 128K followers with no way to win them back.

@theauthorguy.bsky.socialOct 7, 2026, 2:30 AM

My publisher has helped me get my Facebook account back when it was hacked, but other than that, the power a publisher gives you is the ability to say no to speculative promoters. And that may be going away. Wish I could be more optimistic.

@theauthorguy.bsky.socialOct 7, 2026, 1:45 AM

I'm rooting for you.

@theauthorguy.bsky.socialOct 7, 2026, 12:49 AM

I honestly don't know. If I had answers I would tell you.

@theauthorguy.bsky.socialOct 7, 2026, 12:42 AM

I hope you're letting them/it read the script to your voicemail.

@theauthorguy.bsky.socialOct 7, 2026, 12:40 AM

It's amusing. I worry about indy writers who are desperate to get their work seen. The last thing they need is a scammer preying on their hope for money.(That's where all of these things go, eventually. I've even had people offer for their book club to read my book for a modest fee.)

@theauthorguy.bsky.socialOct 7, 2026, 12:29 AM

But did they convince you how brilliant you were first? That's my favorite part.

@theauthorguy.bsky.socialOct 6, 2026, 11:40 PM

It's pretty surprising how high-minded and "comparative literature" they get about it when I know I was thinking, "It would be really cool to have an enormous dog named Geoff!"

@theauthorguy.bsky.socialOct 6, 2026, 11:30 PM

Getting a lot of e-mails lately that summarize one or another of my books. Obviously A.I. generated, but how did they think I wouldn't be able to tell? I'm simply thanking the sender for clearing up what the book was about for me.

@theauthorguy.bsky.socialOct 6, 2026, 8:40 PM

I think we've followed each other for some time now, but thanks.

@theauthorguy.bsky.socialOct 6, 2026, 8:39 PM

Maaaaayyyyyyybe...

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