Every evening around now I start feeling cold and my legs and feet start aching. Am I dying?

Good God….

Of course there have never been any proven links between members of the Reform Party and Putin's Russia. Surely it would be a 'lie' to make such a suggestion. Oh.

The brass neck of Farage... News outlets giving him a platform to spout utter bollocks. How many other former party leaders are currently doing a 10 stretch for taking bribes from Russia?

"NURSE!!! He's escaped his bed again"

Everton haven’t really fired so far this season and we're unbeaten and fifth. We've snatched a point from the jaws of defeat in 2 games and should have taken all 3 yesterday. Once thinks click again we could be in for a decent season. 12 games until we can get reinforcements in.

Still not a good look when you see the historic association between bananas and Anfield.

Most hostile fans in der weeeerld....

Good to see Man City fans embracing the racism of the 80's by waving giant bananas at Anfield...

WTAF is he doing back healing the ball when he has no idea who's behind him?

Maitland-Niles having back heeled the ball to an opposition player to give away a goal does the exact same thing again....

Good to see Moyes read out my messages to the team as a means of motivation

Grealish - recieves the ball, does a few jigs, passes it back. Brennan Johnson invisible. Garner and KDH nowhere near their best levels....

Absolute shite. Need to make changes...

Read that as "singles". Good news though.

Can we please have a collection of world leaders come together to declare Trump an enemy of western democracy?

Quiet afternoon for Reform in Wales then..

"Our left back is injured" "Let's move our best central defender out of position and replace him our worst" "What about O'Brien?" "Who?"

Still?