This is how you write a headline.

Just watched them back to back and I gotta say, as far as no-budget horror goes, THE TEXAS CHAINSAW MASSACRE (1974) is wildly overrated and THEY LOOK LIKE PEOPLE (2015) is wildly underrated

The rulers of the world in conspiracy theories: "Let us disguise our motives through obtuse architectural puns in our national monuments and founding documents" The actual rulers of the world: "Hi I am sending 1 billion dollars to my evil worms who hunger for child meat. -Sent from my K-hole lmao!"

the scariest and most correct conspiracy theory is that every one of America's political leaders is one or two birth-zip codes away from being a realtor with a mirror tray and sweaty rolled-up $20 bill in their front seat armrest and a basement pool table they scream at their kids for scuffing up

it remains funny to me that people believe in things like the Illuminati and the Freemasons and whatnot when it is so obvious the world is run by the drunkest C-student frat boys who could legacy their way into the ancestral mid-tier business schools where they spawn

honestly given their similarly corrupt behavior, between Mike Collins, Mike Rogers, Roger Marshall, congrats to the Dems so far for not accidentally running the wrong ad against the wrong generic dogshit candidate

Zelenskyy has given up pretending to believe in Trump's bona fides

Third round of Paxton audio recordings is out

a meth head with a fishing rod should not be valued at the worth of the planet's supply of fish and sunken pirate booty

Yeah definitely, but a lot of 65+ people shouldn't be doing oodles of repetitive handwriting either! It's hard on my wrist in my 30s, I genuinely think we need to be considerate of peoples' physical comfort here. Writing postcards for an hour can wear out your hand and strain your back!

This is a bit far fetched but one thing I've been interested in is using the time blue area vols have to write postcards and use it to try different forms of relational like helping clips for candidates go viral, posting videos about issues and voting, stuff like that

I hope the vice president who just published a book about his supposed Catholicism will be asked frequently about his administration opting to execute a person on a live stream.

man do i wish annoying internet atheists had built up more political cache when we had the chance

Its telling that when Trump's allies ask for patriotic sacrifice, it's always asking working folks to pay more at the pump, more at the grocery store, more for health insurance, and never to ask their millionaire donors to pay more in taxes to pay for the pointless war Trump started (and is losing)