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How about I peel my cheeks apart and swallow that cute face whole? ;D

A room RATTLING 'good morning!' ;D

Get niiiiiice and close! Really get your snout in deep!

Sounds like I need a personal assistant then! >:3

Think you can handle ALL this? ;D

Nothing says good morning like a snout DEEP in your swampy cheeks! Staining their face with your sweat soaked steaming donut! Then for good measure, flooding their lungs with a good dose of morning thunder! Bloating the bed covers AND their lungs! GWHAHAH

*Lazily sighing, giving my gut a nice pat as deep ominous rumbles echo around the room, chuckling as I throw another empty taco bell wrapper onto the pile* Thanks for dinner kid, think I know a way I can pay ya back! ;D

Hand me a hat, then I’m right ‘ere!

Be honest with me.. *looking over my shoulder at you, winking as my mountainous ass cheeks sway! Grinning as the outline of my plump donut stretches the sweat stained fabric, the light glistening off the swampy lycra* ..does this singlet make my ass look fat? ;3

Shall we just skip to the part where I’m farting down that gullet of yours?

I’m only getting started! ;D

Big ol’ whiffs! We need those lungs to burn!

You’re next! >:3

You should make ‘em scratch ’n’ sniff! ;3

*yawning as I peel back the bed sheets, letting a nights worth of built up flatulence roll out into the room, revealing your sweat and fart soaked body steaming under the covers* Thanks for lettin’ me spend the night kid! Hope I kept ya nice and warm! ;D

Buy me a drink and I’ll belch down that pretty little gullet! ;3

Oh with PRIDE!

Such a noisy cushion!

Yeeeees, my little fart sponge?