Y'all, I have great news: the new Street Fighter movie is unapologetically horny! I chatted with director Kitao Sakurai about why. (I hope you're ready to see Eric Andre lick a lot of boots)

A lose lose all around

dawg I’m gonna be empirically smarter than so many people for the rest of my life because of this shit, it’s a real shame that being smart does nothing for you in life, you still have to deal with the stupid people

GUYS HOLY FUCK IT'S HIM IT'S HIIIIIIM

I'd check out the Bsky art feed more often if I weren't flashbanged by illustrations of dragons blowing themselves.

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It's a series of diminishing returns on that front.

I was slightly too invested in the table sat next to me take pictures at a burger order that forgot the patty and the drunk Blackhawks fans sneak waterfall the beer on tap while waiting to hear their order to see how that cross city beef played out. Very overstimulating Saturday night.

A drunk Cubs fan at Portillos nearly caused a fight over the game by calling a Sox fan waiting in line a fucking loser while updating everyone on the score on his phone when they were in the 7th inning.

There's some cool visuals, but it's JUST jumpscares and a kind of there plot.

My store has been fresh out for months.

If you want to know how being a freelancer is going these days, I’m literally waiting on $6000 of overdue payments

It's worth it every time.