thinking of doing something a little dangerous tonight (restarting Bojack Horseman and seeing how far I get before another major life upheaval occurs)

this might sound controversial but i love girls

gonna become one of those dykes who does book divination with her friends on the off chance one of them comes over and chooses something silly like the kamasutra :)

me getting one ticket to wolverine

that’s right

got through the entire white people- wedding without hearing Sweet Caroline, why must it be played on the hotel shuttle

the key to a wedding being fun and enjoyable is that i kinda have to want to be here. and i objectively do not. it’s preferable to be outside alone while party music blasts on inside, right?

is this the same excuse for why the songs were all seven minutes long

what are these song names dude

i truly am beginning to think you’re the only person this concert was for. also one of the widest age ranges i’ve ever seen. teenagers and retired people all looked equally out of place and thus perfectly in place

you would’ve loved my commentary throughout the show. many glances at my friend like “is this what you expected?” and a nod and “do you know this song?” and a headshake

oh yay an extra day of buff so i can deal with revision and edits

both very appreciated

alright chat i’m in the car driving to a wedding in PA with my gun-toting, republican-voting, constantly misgendering hometown cis male friends. this can either go exactly as bad as i fear, better than i imagine, or likely some uncomfortable spot in the middle. pray for me and AMA

one of my best friends who works in tech tried to explain this was the Best Thing to Happen and i kept pointing him to all the free options that people made themselves tha have existed for years. he ignored me

they didn’t get nothing we got except like,,, seats?

great example of becoming fried and sauceless without an ounce of debauchery in your life. if you’re gonna be sober and pick up the banjo, perhaps don’t affect a southern accent and look like you’re walking out of a swamp

yes but also more

so what the fuck is going on with Modest Mouse? why are they Like That?