The mighty dragon....felled so easily by kobold kisses

“Kobold. Respond to my rival on Bluesky dot com. Say his scales lack luster and his hoard is small. If he replies to that, just call him a bitch. Thank you kobold.”

Your honor I just realized some quads dragons might keep/employee kobolds for the sake of having someone small and with thumbs to interact with tasks that would be otherwise difficult for a massive dragon Lil guy just wearing a “service kobold” vest, following his given dragon to aid where he can

Yeaaaaaah thats a good bonus

If someone the size of my house tells me to sit, im gonna be sat and you will find me smiling about it

I forgot you follow me…..

I think for the most part I am a remarkably independent person and can in fact get spiteful ovee unprompted directions on how to act However If someone walks on four legs and is bigger than a car I suddenly become a lot more attentive

*looks at you what big orca traits* What do you mean? This totally cant be confusing without context.

It me again! But in mortal danger!

Thats me! Lil guy taking notes a bit closer than usual

Oh fuck it up, mouse boy

Hi I use your own art against you, ahehehe

Being a furry is wild cause Im actually sitting here with a friend and we’re trying to figure out what preds we both know so we can be eaten together

Congrats on 2k !!!! May the road to 3k be swift (and tasty)

This ofc applied for other kinks Prey Gulped Plates Cleared Current Height (a personal fave, we love a growing man) Loads Spent Really a lot of things can be tracked for some extra fun

It’s really funny letting my sona be a warlock because instead of making him super OP or anything I just use it to give my macro friends stat trackers of how many cars have been stomped and buildings toppled

You legally have to call every dragon you see pretty and say they have shiny scales and pointy teeth

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm cozy <3