Exactly

This impression is wildly accurate @nbcsnl.bsky.social

No. He’s the president of piece of shit.

Stop focusing on distant fears and embrace the happiness right in front of you.

The southern Nevada desert is a flood zone. Don’t challenge the roads, people, especially those on the outskirts of civilization. Water always wins. This storm is a much needed blessing. Don’t turn it into a nightmare. Be safe.

I don’t care what people say, The heel of a loaf of sourdough bread is the best part, especially when slathered with room temperature butter. And that’s a hill I’m prepared to die on.

A Few Good Horny Men.

I remember being taken to the theater and my older sister weeping throughout the movie while I just wanted to go play somewhere else!

Yes, every ending is a new beginning. But damn it, I’m tired of endings. There are so many lately. I’m tired of the loss. I don’t want a new beginning, not yet Time stand still.

Truth.

HEY, HEY, HEY! Let's be accurate here. There are no whorehouses in Vegas. You have to leave the county to find one. Carry on.

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I like this.

It’s no wonder white that some people try so hard to defend Russia white even though there’s no real reason to defend them. I wonder white will have to happen to make them wake up.

Senator Schmitt-Head, "I'd like to solve it. The Atlanta Hawks"

Super awesome idea!