I've got some poetry that might fit, if you're open to that.

Long-long ago in the Before Times, I went to law school for a handful of semesters. Even though I didn't graduate, from everything I've observed since then, I feel like I'd have a pretty good shot at passing the bar exam, if I lived in a jurisdiction where they let you take it without a JD.

Why do u always get the same size or bigger when u become a werewolf? what if u got smaller. what if u became a dachshund

This is literally the climax of my first published short story, co-written with my eventual wife.

This is literally the climax of my first published short story, co-written with my eventual wife.

Monty Python's Flying Lou Grant

He already had his face used by someone else, he’s not about to do that all over again.

OMG

For some reason, I had a similar thought recently in connection to an undead apocalypse Fate RPG adventure I ran a couple of weeks ago for my D&D group. In that game system, you'd just give such a creature an aspect like "Only Visible In Mirrors".

I haven't seen Digger, but this all reminds me of how I feel about Donny Darko, which I consider an "interesting failure." I don't think it quite accomplishes what it sets out to do, but what it sets out to do is really interesting, and it's worth watching for that.

One thing I find endlessly funny about the rise of AI is that it has revealed that there is a large number of people who believe that the reason they wrote essays at school or university is their teachers were desperately waiting for them to provide a definite answer to “Lear: what’s up with him?”

Well now the writers are just getting lazy.

sheesh, the only thing worse than getting kicked out of the polycule is finding out via jira ticket 😣

Now we just need an escalating war between ReelRank and Letterboxd, until one of them eventually gets to "Last Eleven Watched".

the plural of netflix is netflices

I may have to convert to Catholicism

if Eliezer Yudkowsky was born into a somewhat poorer family and missed a couple lucky breaks, he’d have ended up as an archetypal specimen of your friend’s older cousin who keeps boa constrictors and makes you listen to him talk about quantum physics in his parent’s basement in exchange for weed