@eliawinters.bsky.social
Author of geeky, kinky, cozy erotic romance. Sex toy reviewer. Fat, bi, quirky, fond of jigsaw puzzles and dad jokes. She/her. Repped by the awesome Saritza Hernández of Andrea Brown Lit. Eliawinters.com .
@eliawinters.bsky.socialAnd today's our anniversary, so even more fitting.
@eliawinters.bsky.socialWhen I put on lotion I call it "lubing the husk." My husband is NOT a fan of this phrase.
@nathanburgoine.bsky.socialReposted by @eliawinters.bsky.social"Oh, well, AI is already here so—" "Asbestos." "Well, I mean—" "CFCs. Leaded fuel." "—but—" "Portable baby cages." "—okay, I—" "Radium. Agent Orange. DDT..."
@eliawinters.bsky.socialIt's 99% likely to be AI spam. I get dozens of these each week "from" book clubs, npr, publishers, etc. The bottom line is that publishers just really aren't cold-contacting authors.
@eliawinters.bsky.socialIs it from a Gmail address or the publishing company?
@courtneymilan.comReposted by @eliawinters.bsky.socialAh I see the JCO coin flip has landed on "no" today
@eliawinters.bsky.socialHappy birthday to your Elder Goblin. ❤️❤️
@oliviawaite.comReposted by @eliawinters.bsky.socialThis time in the #RomanceColumn it’s all about roommates! One of them is invisible (and gay), one of them is a mild-mannered botanist (and kinky online dom), and one of them is the reborn god-emperor you’re engaged to but who knows you betrayed him to his death! (Gift link) #Romancelandia
@oliviawaite.comReposted by @eliawinters.bsky.socialThe Roommate Subtext by @eliawinters.bsky.social is a modern-day Scarlet Pimpernel retelling where instead of saving French aristos, his secret identity is a kinky online writer and dom. I loved it. I loved it so, so much. Tropes done right, super-hot, emotionally explosive.
@eliawinters.bsky.socialSpecial shout out to @feliciadavin.com who talked about THE ROOMMATE SUBTEXT in her incredible Word Suitcase newsletter last month. ❤️❤️
@eliawinters.bsky.socialOH MY GOSH!!
I am so excited by this mention and incredibly grateful to folks who helped shout out this book! Gift link:
www.nytimes.com/2026/09/26/b...
@hakeemjefferson.bsky.socialReposted by @eliawinters.bsky.socialNikole Hannah-Jones w/ a sobering follow-up on her decision yrs ago to enroll her daughter in a poor, majority-Black public school rather than a wealthier, whiter private school.
You leave heartbroken for the kids being failed by this grossly unequal system.
@feliciadavin.comReposted by @eliawinters.bsky.socialhaunted by the notion that there are indie authors out there whose work I would love, but will never find
@eliawinters.bsky.socialThis is why the aliens won't visit us.
@kiraleigh.bsky.socialReposted by @eliawinters.bsky.socialin a cruel world, whimsy and joy are radical acts.
@eliawinters.bsky.socialWe had a very grumpy one sitting on a branch in our (otherwise empty) yard waste barrel yesterday! Husband gently turned the barrel on its side and he went skittering out. Mom was still feeding him. Adorable.
@eliawinters.bsky.socialHi Author Name! I recently discovered Book of Yours, and wow, I'm really impressed by Primary Trope. The way Character 1 and Character 2 interact throughout Plot was masterfully done. A book like this deserves more than the absolute shit you clearly are at marketing. Hire me, Real Human, to help.
@eliawinters.bsky.socialAnd congrats on the new job! 🎉
@eliawinters.bsky.socialA tremendous honor! Thank you! ❤️❤️
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