no woman will ever forget which Michael Cera movie she watched the night she came out to her friends as bisexual

They changed it because they thought Puck-Man would be too easy to vandalize, you know, like people could just scratch off the P and turn it into an F or whatever.

Did you know that the original name for Pac-Man was Puck-Man? You'd think it was because he looks like a hockey puck but it actually comes from the Japanese phrase 'Paku-Paku,' which means to flap one's mouth open and closed.

I very much appreciated mine going with "I didn't even realize those were two different ads"

shoutout to boyfriends everywhere for needing to be the exact right amount of disinterested through a Megan Fox and a Sydney Sweeney ad inning after inning

In Grant We Trust

it's 100 degrees outside but I can't let that ruin my LA plans (taking a car to an air-conditioned building)

looking at the camera / looking at PF Changs

I do not endorse Barry's perversions

what's the point of book launch week if you don't get a chance to wear your highest-maintenance dress?

Los Angeles! this is tomorrow 😎

this is a beautiful little excerpt and probably what gets me to seneca falls this year, finally.

thank you!!

This chapter is so lovely, and I'm glad THE WORLD gets to read it!!!

thank you!!