This feels so much like a bit, but it appears to be serious.

You joke but this exists:

TFW you Cop-Speak when you meant to Dad-Speak.

Not only is this song catchy AF, but it's a succinct recap of U.S. foreign policy going back to Vietnam.

“Interviews with more than a half dozen former Fetterman staffers with close knowledge of his day-to-day activities, meanwhile, describe a senator who is almost entirely disengaged from the work.”

Jesus. "WE NEWS lists profiles for Johns, Lafferty and Qammaniq as 'AI correspondents.' Their associated profiles say they are 'a member of Yukon First Nation,' 'of Dene heritage,' and 'an Inuk raised in the North,' respectively."

Is it something a lot of USA Today Co. (Gannett) papers are doing?

I suspect that when this happens tomorrow a lot of ProJo subscribers are going to think the paper screwed up and forgot to deliver their paper. Spare a thought for their customer service team.

Fantastic.

Nic Cage:

A+ Fresno State fan shot

Nyt had a zillion photos to choose from to illustrate the story of Sen. Marshall’s campaign not paying a cookie debt to a small Kansas bakery. And they chose the one of a guy who looks like he just got caught stealing a cookie from a small Kansas bakery.

Important seasonal news from Little Rhody:

Every day is World Mental Health Day if you're on SSRIs. I take 50 mg of sertraline (generic Zoloft). Big fan.

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