An autistic woman is reportedly delighted to help her family with their tech issues as long as they continue to label her a “wizard” for doing so.

Come on, you cowards

A dyspraxic autistic woman tasked with finding her way out of a Halloween corn maze first has to find the entrance, her loved ones have revealed.

An autistic person who has no issue living in an abode with a malevolent spirit reportedly quails at the thought of entering the Big Tesco.

Me: oh right I was mentioned in a marketing release Wife: what. Me: it's about a pet gala Wife: oh the autistics. When is it, Bailey has a crown already.

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Niamh Callaghan, 26, had been engaging in flirty banter with Cameron Brereton, 29, for a little over three weeks when he abruptly disappeared from all social media platforms after a “small misunderstanding involving a charcoal penis”.

An autistic woman enjoying the early days of autumn is blissfully unaware that her seasonal depression is waiting to pounce, eyewitnesses have claimed.

The only friend an autistic person has at a party they are both attending is about to cruelly leave them to fend for themselves, according to eyewitnesses.

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An autistic woman is reportedly so good at masking she is frequently mistaken for a neurotypical – while the monstrous portrait in her attic withers and decays at an alarming rate.

Organisers of a neurodiversity convention have been praised for offering a space for neurotypicals to retreat to when it all gets a bit too much, sources have reported.

Eli Port, 44, would like you to be comfortable enough to be your true self – but is reportedly unaware that your true self is an undomesticated bin creature.

An autistic woman’s horror movie night has been wrecked by the utterly terrifying film she chose to put on, for reasons she can’t quite remember now she’s close to pissing herself in terror, it has been revealed.

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