lolol

*fake cartoon boyfriend's ~fake cartoon~ dick

I don't want to be alarmist, but I'm *starting* to think the games industry might be in bad shape on multiple fronts.

I'm starting to think that a lot of people are just really, monumentally, inexplicably depressed and want nothing more than an imaginary friend. Oh, that's also what AI chat is. And these games are made with AI! Full bleak fucking circle.

Saw a game called "Bigger than my boyfriend!" with two dead eyed anime waifs, and like, trying to contort my brain into a shape that would feel validation from a cartoon telling me my dick is bigger than her fake cartoon boyfriend's dick.

It'd been a hot minute since I just browsed like the 40 newest releases on Steam, and boy is that bleak. I know it's not my business, but there are so many better things to masturbate to than these porn games. There are even better porn games.

just don't look, just don't look

omg get fuckkkkkked

You have to doula the eggs tho :(

This is tomorrow and it will be very fun and good and we want to see you! And there's a meetup at The Worker's Tap at 8pm after and we want to see you there too! Big gathering of genuine sweeties waiting to have a beer and jaw about games with you, or jaw about whatever!

BUT DESMOND

The WOFF duo are flexible! Just keep us In Da Loop.

The story had some surprising chernobyclues, which I always love.

I also get that "judging how you play" is sort of a Silent Hill thing, but it was a little frustrating to get the "you just fucked it up more" ending. It did not feel like I was just fucking it up more.

Credits on Townfall! Solid B, I really loved the story, but there's some dodgy tedious puzzling at the end. It's a shame because up until then, the puzzles were basically pitched perfectly for me. To clarify, the end puzzles weren't too hard, they just got pretty tedious.

I'll swing by!