Absolute gold star for Leamington Waterstones and all who sail in her ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️

If there's one groups in society who NEED to stop using AI to make resources, slides, posters, it's teachers. You're literally showing your students that you used AI to do your own homework. You look like a moron. It's shameful. Do not do this.

Not trying to sound braggy, but I reckon I probably sold that many books yesterday afternoon. Can I go on Question Time?

it’s what the People WANT

Indeed. I stopped going on it with my kids a few years ago, as I genuinely think the service is dangerous. If they ever have any kind of accident on that train, it will be carnage. They never have enough carriages. They put their passengers at risk.

Look I spend a lot of time travelling all over this country by train, and at this point I feel confident saying that the CrossCountry northbound service between Oxford and Birmingham is *the* Worst Train In The UK.

This train between Oxford and Birmingham is, consistently, a grim nightmare-fuel vision of hell. I will never understand why they don’t put more carriages on.

they did the thing

All of it or just a boner part?

I am learning to be more and more concise in my responses

The crazymaking thing about the centrist "we'll just give them the trans folks" idea is not just that it's ethically morally bankrupt, it's not just that it doesn't work and makes you look like a spineless coward, it's that the ethical response is SO FUCKING EASY:

I dunno, I heard that thing is usually sold out.

Aw mate. Happy New Book Day! 🤜🤛

Oh wow, amazing! Okay someone is paying ATTENTION, this is very good to hear! 😂

NOW HOW WILL I LEARN HOW TO MAKE AWESOME COMICS??

(Thanks to nice instagrammers whose photos I have borrowed here because I have, ah, managed to lose my one copy already 😂)