@heatherhogan.bsky.social
your friendly neighborhood soft butch // she/her // @thesicktimes.org engagement editor // http://theheatherhogan.substack.com // #LongCOVID
@heatherhogan.bsky.socialMy wife only reads literary fiction called stuff like “Heart Meat” and “Fugitive Body.” The kind that makes you feel like you’re getting beaten up. She just finished a book she did not like and handed it to me and said “Here, you’ll love this, the lesbians get everything they’ve ever wanted.”
@heatherhogan.bsky.socialLolll me too 😂
@mayor.nyc.govReposted by @heatherhogan.bsky.socialKuwiinguneewul!
@heatherhogan.bsky.socialElectric company AI: We overcharged you $1,097 this year, which we've credited to your account. Me: Can I just, like, have the money back? EC AI: No. :) Me: So you just converted my U.S. Dollars into ConEd Voltage Bucks™️? EC AI: Yes. :) Me: Any chance I could talk to a human? EC AI: No. :)
@heatherhogan.bsky.socialHad to go to Best Buy today. Pretty long line to get in the store but everyone was so nice and into Nintendo games. So many great deep conversations about Mario. Then I was like “Wait IS this the line into the store?” No. It was the line of people camping for the of Zelda: Ocarina of Time Switch 2.
@thesicktimes.orgReposted by @heatherhogan.bsky.socialLong Covid Superheroes showcases the bravery of asking for help, resting, and being compassionate with yourself and others.
Read more from @heatherhogan.bsky.social: thesicktimes.org/2026/10/05/k...
@heatherhogan.bsky.socialMy ten-year-old laptop was clawing its way toward imminent death so I gave in and bought a new one. I would like for a trustworthy person to please come to my house and enter all my passwords everywhere. I am OVERWHELMED. I will pay you in homemade cookies.
@mombian.bsky.socialReposted by @heatherhogan.bsky.socialToday marks International Lesbian Day—but October is also LGBTQ History Month, so let’s combine the two with a look at some moments of early lesbian mom history! This is hardly a full history—just a few notable moments and fun facts—but please enjoy this look back. mombian.com/2026/10/08/s...
@heatherhogan.bsky.socialMy god no wonder her food is depressing if she’s never heard of salt or pepper
@heatherhogan.bsky.socialMe walking along the sidewalk with my wife: I’m surprised to hear you feel any shame about unread ‘classic’ books from a canon steeped in patriarchy, white supremacy, and colonialism. Man in front of us: *turns around* *turns back to his wife* *mouths ‘LESBIANS’*
@heatherhogan.bsky.socialI knooowww! 😭😂
@heatherhogan.bsky.socialI'm ordering at the deli, all, "May I please have tomatoes, and may I please have pickles, and may I please have—" and this woman behind me in the thickest Queens accent you have ever heard in your life goes, "TOO FUCKIN' POLITE! MOVE IT ALONG!" 😂
@thefrankiedlc.newsReposted by @heatherhogan.bsky.socialFor @us.theguardian.com, I spoke to Native WNBA fans about the loss of the Connecticut Sun.
“For a tribe that fought long and hard to be granted tribal sovereignty, the [sale] decision being taken out of their hands can feel like a violation of that sovereignty.”
@mileswgriffis.bsky.socialReposted by @heatherhogan.bsky.social"These Long COVID Superheroes may not be able to leap tall buildings in a single bound, but they’re showing us a world where listening to your body, standing up for your needs, resting, and leaning on others is true bravery"
@betsyladyzhets.bsky.socialReposted by @heatherhogan.bsky.socialToday @thesicktimes.org: @heatherhogan.bsky.social reviews a new comic book developed by children with Long COVID.
"These superheroes showcase bravery by asking for help, resting, and being compassionate with themselves and others."
@heatherhogan.bsky.social😂🧡
@heatherhogan.bsky.socialReception: Thank you for holding. How can I help you? Me: Oh shoot, I forgot what I was making an appointment for. Reception: This is the rheumatologist. Me: Cats or humans? Reception: Cats. Me: Okay perfect, thank you. So my cat, Quasar…
@heatherhogan.bsky.socialStacy and I were walking to the bookstore and this man slow rolled up on us and yelled something out of his car window. I whipped around like “If this motherfucker is saying something homophobic…” But he just wanted to known when the next Liberty playoff game is. 😌
@heatherhogan.bsky.socialMy wife, Liberty super fan, as the buzzer sounded on the Vegas/Indiana game: Aces cheering mode deactivate.
@heatherhogan.bsky.social😂
