Been saying this for years. Vanilla is not plain. It is SUPERB.

John.

That second photo is what the inside of my brain looks like.

See also the closing off of access to BBC Written Archives Centre, which has been widely challenged and brought negative publicity but cannot amount to much in the way of savings.

Oh my god I know that face, he's just told a really stupid dad joke

You’d have to be in thrall to the narrowest, most blinkered model of economics to believe that axeing Free Thinking and Thinking Allowed made sense. The amount of goodwill programmes like this earn from the BBC’s core supporters is way out of proportion to the pennies they cost to make.

It’s astonishingly ill targeted, isn’t it?

Hey folks. In total honesty my tour is NOT selling well. I’ve sold 30 tickets in a 400 seater in Birmingham, and not much more elsewhere. If you like musical comedy, if you like standup, then please come see my show! And spread the word! The Rachel Parris Songbook tour starts in Nov! Link in bio! 🎶

Perhaps we’re winding the clock back to the days of the 1881 census, when people lived on Glebe-Road or South-Parade.

Watching a 1972 documentary about the development of one of the great snacks.

The President of the USA is suggesting that the country’s enemies ‘take out Los Angeles’.

You’re going to want to read this. YOU ARE GOING TO WANT TO READ THIS.

Stop it. You’re ruining me.

AI might think it’s The Big I Am but it’s reckoned without the Pot Noodle army.

I’ll be round in two minutes.

I feel like I just got thrown off a boat.

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‘The sort of things listed here’ have contributed more to Britain’s good standing in the world than you or a single one of your colleagues. Fuck yourself into the sun, you revolting snob.