Pyper Haylie (@pyperhaylie.bsky.social)

@pantspants.bsky.social Jun 25, 2026, 2:52 PMReposted by @pyperhaylie.bsky.social

@pantspants.bsky.social Jul 31, 2026, 2:55 AMReposted by @pyperhaylie.bsky.social

@pantspants.bsky.social Sep 6, 2026, 10:46 PMReposted by @pyperhaylie.bsky.social

A chef approaches a table where 3 food judges are waiting to be served. Before setting down the plates he tells them, "Judges, I'm in no mood for constructive feedback. Praise or nothing."

@pantspants.bsky.social Sep 7, 2026, 11:06 PMReposted by @pyperhaylie.bsky.social

Pencil on paper. A man in a sweater leans out of his apartment window with his hand on his heart and yells out for everyone to hear, “There’s music in my heart again.” A woman leans out from her window a floor below him and says, “Sing us a song, sweater boy.” Artist’s note: I was emerging from a long stretch of moodiness when I made this one. For a moment, I was sweater boy.

@pantspants.bsky.social Sep 14, 2026, 12:50 PMReposted by @pyperhaylie.bsky.social

Newspaper headline: WOODLAND FAIRIES DEFEATED IN FLORAL ARRANGEMENT CONTEST. In the article’s photo we see a man in a sweater vest posing next to his winning arrangement with a 1st place medal around his neck. To his left we see his opponents: a defeated band of woodland fairies with their losing arrangement. They look distraught and confused and they should be, reader. How could this happen to the heavy tournament favorites? They’re woodland fairies. Flowers are their life and yet when it was all on the line, they came up short. The winner was just a floral enthusiast not even a professional florist. A shocking defeat and an inspiring win.

@pantspants.bsky.social Sep 29, 2026, 12:54 PMReposted by @pyperhaylie.bsky.social

“Bongo” Ballpoint pen, pencil, watercolor, acrylic paint, and a little colored pencil.

Our man is in trouble this time, reader. Art supplies are scattered around a painting of an abstract cityscape. On the canvas we see a man in a telephone booth making a frantic call to his cat, Bongo. In the foreground, an answering machine is taking his voicemail, [Leave a message at the beep] --- “Bongo, Daddy got stuck in the painting. Go get help, Bongo.” Bongo stands at the base of the easel looking at the phone. Her tail in the air and ears perked up. Whether she’ll be able to help is open to interpretation.

Artist’s note: One of my favorites from the Spooky Pants book. I was playing around with the idea of a painting coming to life (like that guy in Ghostbusters 2) and kind of fumbled my way into this version. I really draw a lot of corded phones. I won’t stop.

@mistresswithapen.bsky.social Oct 9, 2026, 6:40 PMReposted by @pyperhaylie.bsky.social

#kinktober2026 @kinktober-n-more.bsky.social Using @pyperhaylie.bsky.social's prompts this is...

...TENTACLE.

Alien tentacle rape! Beautiful redhead violated by extraterrestrial horror! #non-con #erotica #porn #OriginalWork #writing #QueerPorn #TentacleRape #TentacleSex #LesbianSadist #masochism

@pyperhaylie.bsky.social Oct 8, 2026, 9:17 PM

thanks!

@pyperhaylie.bsky.social Oct 8, 2026, 9:04 PM

thank you so much!

@pyperhaylie.bsky.social Oct 6, 2026, 7:00 PM

Gag Stream - Count the Grains Poor Cheri was just trying to get out of the bowl and onto her victims, but they just kept adding more little grains into it! She had to count them all before she could leave, didn't they understand that she was in a hurry!?

@pyperhaylie.bsky.social Oct 6, 2026, 6:02 PM

this is so real though xDDD

@warriorsnail.bsky.social Oct 6, 2026, 2:34 PMReposted by @pyperhaylie.bsky.social

Kinktober 2026 - Day 06: Encase
More sweet dreams for the mouse

Official Kinktober account: @kinktober-n-more.bsky.social

Featuring character Elana by @pyperhaylie.bsky.social

#Kinktober2026

Part 2/4 for the sub-series "Sweet Dreams".
Bottom left shows Pia sleeping in her bed. The rest of the picture shows her dream.
She is dreaming about Elana stuck inside a big box with only her head sticking out. Pia herself is welding the box shut. Elana is looking at her angrily and shouting "Hey bitch! Cut that out!"

@serana666.bsky.social Oct 5, 2026, 1:34 PMReposted by @pyperhaylie.bsky.social

a skeleton weightlifting with text that says “‘my body is a machine that DOESN’T work very good”

@pyperhaylie.bsky.social Oct 6, 2026, 12:18 AM

you really nailed the twisting body, great job!

@damselforhire.bsky.social Oct 5, 2026, 10:18 PMReposted by @pyperhaylie.bsky.social

#kinktober2026 Day 5 - Sadistic/Imaginary
This media depicts a consenting roleplay scenario.

@pyperhaylie.bsky.social and I have had squabbles before over which Panda is better, but I think it's time to show her what's what...

Aka is me.
Pyper is @pyperhaylie.bsky.social

@pyperhaylie.bsky.social Oct 5, 2026, 3:45 PM

merry birfmas!

@erli.bsky.social Oct 4, 2026, 1:53 PMReposted by @pyperhaylie.bsky.social

I can't stop thinking how wrong the tech bros have understood creativity and creators. Or even just having hobbies.

#erliart

@taniel.bsky.social Oct 4, 2026, 3:24 PMReposted by @pyperhaylie.bsky.social

If you're in these 3 states, *TODAY* is deadline to register to vote. Alaska Rhode Island South Carolina Even if you think you've registered: doesn't hurt to check everything is in order. Do it now. And there's a lot to vote for across them. A thread with stakes on each. ⬇️

@pyperhaylie.bsky.social Oct 4, 2026, 6:08 PM

this is AMAZING I'm gonna have to borrow this idea at some point

@pyperhaylie.bsky.social Oct 4, 2026, 6:07 PM

I love drawing running legs like the little spinning circle xDD This is awesome!