I love this awful thing

my entierly too large cross stitch got to a really funny part: ralsei plushie outline only

"My opinion of God has never been lower," "Christopher Tolkien is Morgoth," and "Dragons are boats" are each, in their own way, the most each of our hosts have ever cooked

You Will Get Paradise Killer. It's still Five Literal Dollars. You will get the 9 hour free roam mystery game starring a wide bisexual woman who kicks Complete Ass and has a lot of personal problems. It owns. Use the footbaths, trust me. It has COLLECTABLES. it has SHINJI. You'll like Shinji.

fulll of tenna

Oh Battat’s head is so very big But they’re here!! Yay!!

If you need bulk whistles in WA, get in touch! We have a solid network of local 3D printers and can hook you up. DMs open

I have bowed my head in contemplation

Legitimately it's hard not to find it darkly, deeply funny. They're all so terrible.

YES actually lmao I wound up scraping the hell out of side lore. If I recall correctly, the pyramids of the gods are kind of automatically brought along. BUT: Functionally yes they have 100% been treating their only successes like a Dog Left In the car on a hot day. They're Literally so bad at this

Every character in this game owns. Shinji's just an easy quick sell. I mean there's also the hot red skeleton bartender, thirst trap doom prophet, a disabled fuckboy doctor, and MY favorite character BESIDES the protagonist: 'the obvious murder suspect, who sucks'. Love you forever, Henry.

There's so much in this game I think every time I mention something about it tomy friends at least one of them says something like 'wait, what do you mean collectable beverages'. It's just *wonderful*.

I think "fever dream" may be a little overused in this day & age but this game is a bizarre alternate-history fever dream of rogue demons, exploitative gods, the sociopathic immortals who serve them, and the latest fucked up pocket universe they're rushing to abandon. Also it's a murder mystery lol

May the Silent Goat walk with you. 🐐🌃

Sometimes I just like a man on style! Sometimes I find their backstory fascinating. Mostly I think Kaizen always writes someone SOMEONE'll love. ...including. someone. I'm sure. For Yuri. Someone.