I look forward to turning 70 next Friday. In the future I plan on taking a lot of naps and using words like mosey.

It wasn’t funny. He’s not funny.

it's really hard to reconstruct this monologue from social media because I can't figure out how it was supposed to be funny

Shane Gillis thinks women dress like whores when they work out. That’s his idea of saying something funny. It’s not a joke. It’s just misogyny. His “banter” about Chinese people wasn’t comedy. It’s just racism.

The only interesting fact about Shane Gillis was that he was fired from SNL for his hateful comments about Chinese people, and then rehired by Lorne Michaels, an amoral, out of touch greedy old white man. Lorne claims he was against firing Shane in the first place. He’s a monster. #$$$$$$$$

I’m sure he knew what he was doing.

This guy has a poster of Stephen Miller in his bedroom.

I thoroughly enjoyed myself. Please listen.

Christmas is just around the corner.

And what is comedy all about if not mindless energy. Anyone can come up with a joke. But can you act out your pantomime so a crowd of 3000 people can enjoy it?

And what is comedy all about if not mindless energy. Anyone can come up with a joke. But can you act out your pantomime so a crowd of 3000 people can enjoy it?

Just signed a huge deal with the Sebastian Maniscalco channel. It’s perfect because when I think of comedy, I think of Sebastian Maniscalco. He doesn’t make me laugh, but he’s very energetic.

My “jokes” get a lot of swing and miss.

Just saw someone wearing a side pack. How is it different than a fanny pack? I’m ready to take the plunge.

Trump was born in 1946…1 year after the first Hitler. I need to read up on how reincarnation works.