“I don’t think I’d ever seen Wild Things in its entirety before…” 🤭 me too bro

My roommate (4M) thinks the phrase “poo poo butt” is the height of comedy

I’m going to show this to my wife and she’s going to nod giddily. 20% chance of the phrase “That’s me!” being employed

center section just reads “mariners baseball”

It’s quite simple actually

BATOBER Day 12: FRAME

That moment when you realize that your fondness for a real baseball player is based on his performance in your baseball management sim

When someone says “I’ll take Jacob Misiorowski on his worst day,” this is the day they can point to ⚾️

People on r/scorebugs have some very strong opinions about the new MLB on Fox scorebug

“Bring me your tired, your hurt, your fainted Pokémon…” (Inscription at the base of the famous Statue of Nurse Joy off the coast of Castelia City)

this is the ultimate end point of capitalism, ai will completely atomize everyone and there will be zero shared experiences. there will be no culture, only pure consumption. this must be resisted

Mothra would staighten all this shit out over a long weekend, I swear The only god I believe in

Thinking about Her

I am constantly thinking of the fish kid who proudly announces “I’m obnoxious!!” when they’re all listing disabilities

Kangaroo Jack is ALL ELITE

STONE COLD CLASSIC. I saw it for the first time myself recently and was not disappointed

(Incidentally the bass on “Mondo Cool!” by No Jersey is consistently audible)

One week during quarantine I threw on that record just to play along with all the bass lines and it remains a warm memory.

What is the deal with whoever it is who’s decided to treat you like this? And it probably is just one person