“We’ve just got back from having grandad sent up the chimney. It’s what he wanted, as he’d paid for it every month for the last 10 years of his life. I think he was glad when he died as he’d finally get the use of it”

Honestly, never known anything so keen to set you on fire for money. Not since I lived in Pendle a while back x

Might book a holiday with Pure Cremation? x

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Ah, thanks Vaun x

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My MBE? Yeh.

My favourite of the BlueSky family

Diolch

I will accept just to send it back

Someone said this was a niche joke and I said thanksh very muchsh

You call him a Minotaur, I call him Half Man, Half Brisket x

Pahahahaaaa

Why do people have children? I'm sure if you have children you wouldn't be without them now and most of them grow up to be sound, but why do it? Sure, you can be a great parent, but there are loads of parents who are shit and I could not work with those unknowns.

I think it will work. This guy can't even read.

I'm gonna get an AI baby and make it look like Alvin Sng, then I will tell his "wife" that me and Alvin Sng have a baby and that baby can read better than her husband and she will divorce him and get an AI husband which will hit even more different, I reckon x

It's a total bop