I’m sure there are good places but due to rent I do not think the shakes are going to be $3

I’ve been to similar weird shacks in Ohio. Chicago has the problem of not being rural enough to have these places

real iykyk situation I feel

wife saw this tweet and said "you know what? I CAN. i love this album" and i said "yeah, that tracks," and she said "what do you mean??" and i said "I've known a lot of hot chicks who love Portishead's Dummy" and she said "that's RIGHT"

what I actually want is a weird shack called like “the dairy barn” that will serve you a milkshake you will remember for the rest of your life for like $3 but I get why that is not feasible in a metropolitan area

I am aware Fenton’s exists but I am a midwesterner and my standards are higher than that

ok. what’s the best milkshake in the east bay? chocolate peanut butter or chocolate malt preferred

I’m at the Pizza Hut. I’m at the house of leaves. I’m at the combi s n e a v t a i e o l n fo esuoh & tuh azzip

Yeah he brought the baron

Nobody is more punk than babies. The food is vegetarian mush, and it's absolutely everywhere. No matter where they live, they're effectively squatting. They sleep all day and stay up late. They're completely broke. Their music is mostly screaming and amateur drumming. It's so cool.

Social media must be destroyed of course but it’s gonna be sad to lose the feeling of discovering your stray delusion is mass psychosis

felt like an important public service reminder

you can listen to portishead's dummy any time you want

she shoved my laptop off my lap bc now that it is not hot she requires bonus cuddles

I want to enjoy some schadenfreude but unfortunately I have too much work to do

flat

too hot cat is flat