Maybe I’d have thought twice about slamming Shane Gillis and supporting Ilhan Omar if I had known it would upset so many stupid fucking assholes.

Boxes! The Cat Vegas.

Maybe this is what kristen welker and stephen miller were laughing about at the correspondents dinner

I’m ok. Make no mistake: this is an attempt to target political enemies and weaponize federal law enforcement. For ten years, Trump has targeted me with baseless lies and smear campaigns. This is just the latest escalation in his campaign of political intimidation. I will not be silenced.

This is the first Sunday night in a while with no new Lanterns episode. I think in these times it’s important to take a moment and acknowledge the things we’re grateful for.

Having Lorne Michaels be producer of SNL in 2026 is like if they had hired someone to produce it in 1975 whose main claim to fame was a hit radio comedy from 1928.

The first brand-new MST3K episode STING OF DEATH is available right now, immediately, at once, other words to indicate that concept! If you missed it in movie theaters, now’s your chance. You can also order a package of this plus the three next eps in various formats, as they come out. Enjoy!

I have to admit, Shane Gillis‘s “Didn’t know women were dressing like whores at the gym“ joke in his SNL monologue really captured the comedy zeitgeist of a Funny Bone open mic night in 1985.

At the end of the clip, after Emmer’s ridiculous, easily challenged answer: KARL: “Let’s turn to the midterms…” Beltway reporters are more afraid of asking follow-up questions than Mister Mxyzptlk is of saying his name backwards.

Seconded!

El-Sayed’s response to Kennedy:

I didn’t expect a Manos: The Hands of Fate cameo in the Exorcist: Martyrs trailer!

Thank you!

“Moe is their leader.”