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Dr Craig R McClain

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Deep-sea biologist. Two obsessions: the biodiversity of Earth's largest habitat, and why body size varies across all of life. Science communicator, ocean's weirdest animals daily.

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@drcraigmc.bsky.socialOct 10, 2026, 6:24 PM

@drcraigmc.bsky.socialOct 8, 2026, 2:01 PM

Most animals change proportions as they grow. A coiled shell doesn't have to. Add one turn and the whole shell is just 2.2x bigger, same shape. Watch this one grow forever without changing at all. ๐Ÿงช๐ŸŒ #HowToBuildAGiant #MarineLife

@mbarinews.bsky.socialOct 7, 2026, 11:41 PMReposted by @drcraigmc.bsky.social

That moment when you spot a deep-sea cutie ๐Ÿ˜โ  โ  Deep-sea hatchetfishes in the family Sternoptychidae cleverly camouflage themselves in the dark depths of the ocean with light-producing organs along their bellies. This counterillumination allows them to hide from predators that may be lurking below.

@drcraigmc.bsky.socialOct 6, 2026, 3:11 PM

Turns out a tusk shell is basically a snail that never got around to coiling. In Raup's model it's a tube flaring so fast it finishes only a third of a turn, set far from the axis (Right). Pull translation instead and you get a corkscrew (Left). ๐Ÿงช๐Ÿš #SciArt

@drcraigmc.bsky.socialOct 6, 2026, 3:07 PM

Great question, but translation alone just gives you a corkscrew. To get a tusk you crank a different dial: make the tube widen so fast it never finishes a single coil, and keep it far from the axis so it only gently bends.

@drcraigmc.bsky.socialOct 6, 2026, 2:54 PM

Snail architecture runs on a surprisingly short list of decisions. Here's one of them: how far to slide down your own axis while you grow. Barely at all gets you a flat coil. A lot gets you a tower. ๐Ÿงช๐ŸŒ #SciArt #marinelife

@drcraigmc.bsky.socialOct 6, 2026, 2:35 PM

There are only about 20 species of whip-lash squid. Each keeps two very long tentacles tucked in sheaths on its biggest pair of arms, then unrolls them to hover head-down and fish the seafloor like flypaper. The name comes from those whip-like tentacles. ๐Ÿฆ‘ ๐Ÿงช #marinelife

TLisa@tuexplorer1.bsky.socialOct 6, 2026, 2:07 PM

Mastigoteuthis @schmidtocean.bsky.social dive 967 part 2 #samplinggap #MarineLife

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@drcraigmc.bsky.socialOct 5, 2026, 3:55 PM

In 1962 David Raup used an IBM 7090 and a plotter to turn four numbers into snails. Turn one dial, translation, and a flat ramshorn coil becomes a planospiral snail becomes a tower shell. ๐Ÿงช๐ŸŒ #MolluscMonday #SciArt

Three green-on-black wireframe shells made from Raup's coiling model. Left: a flat, planispiral coil. Middle: a typical snail with a short spire. Right: a tall, many-whorled tower shell. Only the translation parameter T differs between them.
@drcraigmc.bsky.socialOct 5, 2026, 2:41 PM

I saw the movie Poltergeist when I was way to young. I was scared of our living room TV for months.

@drcraigmc.bsky.socialOct 1, 2026, 3:25 PM

Feel free to use away. The more I play with it, I am thinking of potentially some short publication with the script so people can use it for whatever. Thoughts? But I kind of also want to do a paper where I re-explore Raups overall morphospace but adding body size in it.

@drcraigmc.bsky.socialOct 1, 2026, 3:21 PM

Well there is another hour of my life. Orange are the forbidden ones!

@drcraigmc.bsky.socialOct 1, 2026, 1:56 PM

A Louisiana regent says UL Lafayette, Louisiana Tech, and ULM should drop to FCS football. Yes, please. UL's athletics deficit is $20 million. Meanwhile our budget crisis is threatening classes, research, and staff. Twenty million is a lot to those who care about education. ๐Ÿงช #academia

@drcraigmc.bsky.socialOct 1, 2026, 1:57 AM

@sethf.bsky.social!

@drcraigmc.bsky.socialOct 1, 2026, 1:49 AM

More geekery tonight. Trying to make sure my code worked as intended and generating Raup's Figure 2 from his 1962 paper "Computer as Aid in Describing Form in Gastropod Shells" #marinelife #SciArt #paleobiology #MolluscMonday #paleontology

@drcraigmc.bsky.socialSep 29, 2026, 6:57 PM

Finally got around to making Raup's mollusk shell model work in R. Also spent too much time trying to give a retro look. #marinelife #molluscmonday

@bcwcpodcast.bsky.socialSep 25, 2026, 5:20 PMReposted by @drcraigmc.bsky.social

Some academics are truly "elite" thanks to the real world work experience they cultivate before even applying to a program like Dr. Craig's. Episode 4 is out now!
#STEM #STEMjobs

@xkcd.comSep 22, 2026, 7:39 PMReposted by @drcraigmc.bsky.social

Tyrannosaurus

xkcd.com/3300/

Comic. [Person with long hair pointing to diagram with Tyrannosaurus Rex standing next to a person.] PERSON: We now believe the primary prey of Tyrannosaurus Rex was these humans who kept standing next to it for scale.
@drcraigmc.bsky.socialSep 22, 2026, 2:25 AM

Expectation versus reality

@drcraigmc.bsky.socialSep 17, 2026, 5:25 PM

For no particular reason at all, Ed Sheeran is on my mind. Anyway: the gulper eel is almost all mouth, unhinging its jaw to swallow prey larger than itself before deflating to a thin whip. A whole animal built around the shape of you. ๐ŸŸ ๐Ÿงช #marinelife

@drcraigmc.bsky.socialSep 17, 2026, 5:17 PM

Some glass sponges may be the oldest animals on Earth. Individuals of Monorhaphis chuni are estimated at over 11,000 years old, and they build a single skeletal spike up to 3m long, the largest natural glass structure any animal makes. ๐Ÿงช #SpongeThursday #HowToBuildAGiant #marinelife

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