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move slow & fix things
new yawk city baby
music • photography • poetry • code
🎸 since 1998
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axl rose (né otl)
does a magic 8 ball have rights
can you imagine if macOS did this
god i love how iPadOS constantly thinks i’m pressing the shift or command key when i am absolutely not
don’t make me tap the sign
minor league sports team ass logo
why would the “jobs nyc” page…use an ai hero image…what if one of the jobs…was photographer… 🤔 https://www.nyc.gov/employment/events/jobs-nyc-manhattan-hiring-hall-10-20-2026
Never let a good meme go to waste...
@darius damn, should’ve thought of that
@exchgr At my year end performance reviews I should start insisting on annualized productivity. "Look at all these amazing things I did in March. Extrapolate that to the other 11 months and I'm your best employee."
important to remember that annualized revenue is just the best month × 12. actual revenue is likely even lower
chess, checkers, etc
trump’s base: i’d rather have a totalitarian than a partisan. get the *entire* job done, don’t half-ass it
there’s something about the gerund in trump’s executive orders that make them sound particularly bumbling and inflated with faux-gravitas
1 week later: openai faces allegations of plagiarizing hundreds of mathematicians
i never signed up, but the headlines are usually fairly spicy. but i never click