I mean, that also works for me.

America is many things, many of them terrible, and we cannot and should not deny that. But this is also America: the America that loves kids and their neighbors, and who will show up on a dime for what they believe is right.

this is very much the problem with all the dudebro showrunners who took all the wrong lessons from Game of Thrones

Telling my family that they can come back from the corners of the house now that I've gotten the pie crust assembled. I am much better at making this after years of practice, but the part where I assemble the crusts still requires respectful silence.

Fascists can’t stand being ridiculed. The same is also true of antivax leaders like Andrew Wakefield, because it punctures their pretensions of being real scientists.

I assume most people making apple pies for their families do the Double Daggers kata with the peeler and the paring knife. That’s normal, right?

To feed the family at Thanksgiving is the greatest of battles, and a true warrior honors their weapons before battle.

If I built an AI lab and it went rogue and deleted all student loan information, I'm betting they'd suddenly figure out how to prosecute me.

Executions are always wrong. Streaming them is obscene. At this rate, Hegseth is gonna have members of the firing squad do an American Gladiator-style course run and then fire at the condemned prisoner from 100 meters, with results scored for timing and accuracy and betting available on PolyMarket.

I can tell red state Dems one thing: release a transphobic ad and you won’t see a dime from me

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Such a good thread both for letting you know what's going on in Paris and for showing standard police tactics. Telling protesters to disperse while blocking all the exits, singling people out with the intent to harm, and using tools that we know cause serious bodily harm? That's the cop playbook.

A lot of modern tech bros were really shaken as tweens by the idea that someone would pour green slime on your head if you ever admitted you didn't know something.

There are so, so, so few trans kids playing sports. But the GOP has pushed it. It's like getting everyone to agree that the skydiving Christian baby who won't pull the ripcord unless the atheist skydiver converts is a major campaign issue everyone must weigh in on, except it hurts real kids.

Jesse is totally right here, but even if this candidate cared about the concerns of their district, she shouldn't care about this, because statistically, the number of trans kids trying to play sports in their district is approximately zero on average. There are, what, a dozen nationwide?

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FUCK YES

Okay, to be fair, though, that does seem like an accurate assessment of what EA thinks of us.