No Shreks though. Put Shreks on that list and watch your average flip upside down.

Well thank you for sticking with me 😅

Ohhhh WOW! That’s so cool! Now he needs to cover EVERYTHING in cardboard.

Hooray! Lovely to hear, thank you!

I went to Amazon for the reviews and they did not disappoint

“Have you chosen a cool name for our super swish spy car?” “Sure have boss, may I present the

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Sat in a hotel breakfast room and this man’s hand has been bothering me the entire time.

I should probably confess I don’t know Spanish.

For the 5k they were going to send the dog to Noel the Supervet, so I guess that’s what you pay to be on telly. But yeah they all assume you’re on insurance and look a bit deflated when you say you’re not. I hope your cat’s doing okay!

New Bunny Vs Monkey book is out now! Contains references and hidden quotes from the things I love!

When our dog broke his leg the vet said he’d need an operation which would cost 5k. On the advice of a friend I asked them to send the x rays to a different vet, who said no he doesn’t need an op at all, we’ll put it in a cast and let it heal naturally. Which worked 🤷🏻‍♂️

Haha! Always makes me happy when people notice these bits, thank you.

YES TO THIS 💖

Genuinely a brilliant book, will inspire as much as it will entertain 🫡

I feel like I’ve just been activated.

Oh for goodness sake @the-phoenix-comic.bsky.social 😅

Oh wow you probably know it better than I do by now!