Texas Sized Donut - Specialty treat that weighs about two pounds (0.9kg) and is roughly equivalent to a dozen donuts in one. Perfect substitution for a birthday cake, or just an upsized option to start your day at the office right. 2300 calories $12 @ Round Rock Donuts, Round Rock, TX

I love you fat coffee lizard

Fatass protip Slap a pat of butter and a sprinkle of salt on top of pre-packaged cookie dough to bump up the flavor

if your stomach sounds like a washing machine after you eat dairy hmu

you really thought i could help myself when rabbit with a fat ass was involved

it's hot when someone knows what they want and lives by it

P-Pears - Prompts rapid bottom-heavy expansion on consumption. Conveniently sized to bring one or a basket-full to any occasion. (Okay this is honestly one of the cutest ways to convert an inflation mechanic into a food I've ever seen, excellent work from an excellent 3D artist)

a few people have asked: while i did not include them in my calculations, employees and shoppers are practically a rounding error when you're dealing with numbers this big yet another case where i realize that running this account had committed the calorie count of an average person to my memory

:(

anyway who else out there has a sona who's the kind of motherfucker to invite a fatfur on "a date" to the grocery store

Inventory of One Grocery Store - I've had a lot of people ask me how many calories a grocery store holds, but the fact is grocery stores vary so much in size and stock that it's hard to arrive at a firm number. BUT, here's a general range I've arrived at: 15 - 100 million calories

The Internet - Digital data is "weighed" by electrons' energy state while being free or trapped - 0s & 1s. Dr. Kubiatowicz at UC Berkeley estimated 4GB as "weighing" 1 attogram. Extrapolating this, the internet "weighs" <1 milligram. ...WHICH IF YOU'RE A DIGIMON IS ENOUGH TO BLOB THE FUCK OUT!!!!!

hey! you should take a second to breathe, look down at yourself, and give your tummy a nice squeeze doesn't matter if you want it bigger or smaller, there are tummy freaks for any size somebody, somewhere, would feel lucky to be able to go at that thing, and you get to do it for free all the time

World's Largest Cup of Soda - Marketing stunt for the Rhodes 101 Stops convenience store chain that erected a ~13'9" cup with a capacity of ~4,731 gallons Filled with lemonade at its public reveal, for a total of ~9,462,000 calories Free if you're a macro @ Mercato di Rodi, Cape Girardeau, MO

LMAO

hey, i really appreciate submissions in DM's and they will always be open, but please don't get pushy with me if i haven't replied i currently have a backlog of over 80 submissions, not all of which i will be posting. if i do post your submission, i will send you a link to the post once it's up!

my math isn't perfect (it's often very wrong) but sometimes something just doesn't sound right and i can't help but dig deeper and that's the story of how a fatfur gimmick account probably has a more accurate calculation of the true "weight" of the internet than many news sites and reddit posts

I had to really do some research on this one because a lot of people misinterpreted Dr. Kubiatowicz's words as meaning "one byte is an attogram," which is a significant difference in orders of magnitude Dr. Kubiatowicz's comments were relating to how much a 4GB Kindle weighs when it's empty vs full