The Falcon’s Four Large Adult Children

Helen DeWitt turning down the Nobel Prize next year because she doesn't want to do the Instagram reaction pic.

I'm biased, of course, but I tend to agree with Tom. The Lot 49 appearance, where I'll be in convo with Tom, will be especially fun. Come out and say hi!

(listening wide-eyed to little kid singing "Row Your Boat") whoa whoa whoa, life is what? what did you say life was dude?

Oh yeah that’s the good stuff

honestly pretty fucked up, when someone asks to be let into your home, to say, "not by the hair on my chinny-chin-chin"

Thanks Matty!

hell yes

dr: lets do two truths and a lie me: i’d really rather no- dr: i can speak french me: *sighs* ok dr: you have more than a month to live me: what dr: i can play the trombone me: dr: me: can you? dr: oui

Met a baby named Godfrey this morning. Tremendously powerful vibes

Because they want to cook me in a cauldron (and taunt me, it’s mainly the taunting)

Why do we accept this as normal? We don’t have to live this way

We're being told that if we sacrifice the rights of some people, then the rest of us get to keep our rights. We all know that's some BS.

Louis CK is short for Louis Charlie Kirk

It does appear that way yes

worst imaginable recreation of The Artist Is Present