It does sound crazy Australian cricket player-ish, you’re right. I’m not the person to know about these things mind.

No one appears to have any genuine affection for him. Even Boris Johnson had friends (other cunts) But then the thing about narcissists is they don’t really care.

Thought about doing a love/Gove pun but I'm making my tea and frankly couldn't be bothered.

He might be big in the States but I've only heard of Shane Gillis in the context of yet another comedian who hates women.

I realize it often feels like nothing matters anymore, but a comedian going on SNL and calling women whores— calling the ordinary women he sees at the gym *whores* — because of their clothes matters to me. It’s really gross, and I’m glad Levy said something.

So Danny Trejo was manipulated and tricked into being in Ben Shapiro's newest film. Holy shit.

The accounts who told everyone off for reposting the story without waiting to find out more should have waited to find out more.

The bot farm destruction story is turning out to be inaccurate but not entirely made up.

Elf Lyons is brilliant and about to become very famous I feel. But I'm surprised not to see Joseph Morpurgo's Highlander 70 in the top 20. I was under the impression it wasn't just me who thought it was amazing.

I always knew Da Vinci was overrated.

I think about this more than is healthy.

Wait you're telling me like 90% of artists are just using their eyes

I wonder how his boycott of Sainsbury's Stirling is getting along. He was upset to find out that unlike every supermarket in the UK this one had security cameras. (?)

Thinking of the thread of old school Twitter nutters has reminded me of Neil Oliver who doesn't really count here because he was well known before Twitter drove him insane but it just occurred to me I haven't thought of him in over a year. Which is nice.

Completely. One minute you're Milo, then next you're, well, Milo.

The whole idea of the grift is itself a grift.

Me: Hurray. I've made £16.97 this weekend in print sales. My printer: You need some yellow ink. It costs £16.98

He never feels true joy. Another thing on my massive list of things I hate about him is not exactly his lack of humour but the idea that he has one at all. Only the death of his critics makes him happy and even then it's fleeting. He's a psychopath. I wish that word wasn't instilled with such awe.