This is the Greatest bluesky reply of All Time

I simply HAVE to get wetter

the Seinfeld theme is Sewer Level Music

Back to Japanifornia in an hour for more ACE ATTORNEY! If you missed last week's stream, we've got a nice little recap for ya here!

there is no greater constant in Japanifornia than the judge's cognitive decline

"The orphan-crushing machine gives us unprecedented power to mod old games like God Hand!" ...what are you changing? "I'm adding a parry"

That’s why we never got a Dreamcast 2

I know everyone’s joked about X being in a different place for every controller but it’s even weirder that all three companies decided to make it blue

SPEAK FOR YOURSELF SOME OF US HATE SHOOTERS

I’m convinced that modern multiplayer character design is just this chart but with a bunch of booru tags “Introducing our new DLC character, 1 Woman Heterochromia Thick Thighs Looking At Camera”

Chuds need to stop complaining about DEI, modern games already have diversity quota checklists. You’ve got boobs lady, ass lady, small lady, big lady, feet lady (recent addition but a necessity in modern times), and Man With Beard And Gun Who’s Just There So Your Dad Has Someone Who “Makes Sense”.

I’n starting to be convinced that financials like these should be kept under wraps for like, at least a month after anything comes out SteamDB has been DISASTROUS for all gaming discourse

Hotboxing the Capitol building to turn all of congress into therians

Genuinely such a fucking hard panel. I have to imagine this is how Harrier DuBois was moving before the divorce

THEY’RE PUTTING CHEMICALS IN THE SMOKE TO TURN THE FRIGGIN’ PEACEMAKERS GAY